Thy Story of Lord Salem
DetailsAlright so here is a bit about me, I am a major Monty Python fan, so be prepared. My name? Well you can address me as Salem, or BlackCat, even BC if you'd like. My age is unknown to you and that is how it shall stay. I am straight, however, I am the farthest thing from homophobic. I'm about six foot five, six foot six and a half, somewhere in there. I love my hair, so don't touch it. Want pictures? Forget it, I will not distort my life by throwing a picture up here that someone will steal! Maybe someday, I'll be able to put it up without having it stolen. = I have one pet, He's a black cat, and his name is Houdini, he's not really mine, he's a stray, but I watch after him, he's my dearest friend. Houdini is a sweetheart, he hangs around here all the time, I even let him in from time to time, he likes to sit on the computer desk and watch me. He loves to follow me, all around the house, but he disappears at random, hence the name.
Eating Habits
Meat- My eating habits are rare, I'd rather have my food fleshy, bloody and rare rather then charcoalized. If it's one thing I despise it's charcoaled meat. Yuck.
Vegetables- Veggies? Did someone say Veggies???! Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie. Steamed? Okay. Raw? Even Better.
Fake Meats and Tofu- Okay Cool, Whatever, I'll eat it!
Pop- Ugh, Sweet Sickening, Ah What the ********? One a month won't hurt me.
Alcohol- mmmmmm Gimmie it! *licks lips* I drink it, but not all the time.
Water- So What? I drink it all the time.
Fast Food- GROSS! Don't feed me that s**t!!!
Favorites
Food: Nearly Anything
Drink: Water
Colour: Lime Green
Place: Forest
Animal: Tiger
Symbol: Yin Yang
Colour Combo: Black and White
Pattern: Checkerboard
Candy: Twizzlers
Topping: Whipped Cream
Fruit: Peaches (Strawberries will Suffice)
Book Genre: Sci-Fi/Fantasy, Mystery, Horror
Music Genre: Country - Heavy / Industrial Metal
Season: Winter (( Though the summer works too, sometimes ))
Author: William Shakespeare
Curently Reading: Hamlet
Pictures
Houdini
What Sayest Thou?
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