Sayings to live by:
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.If you can’t beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late.
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
---------Wendell Johnson
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
--------Weinberg
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"
Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby"
has never tried it.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because, to them, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
When you're in an awkward situation, say something random. It'll always break the ice.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
You have something to say (m west)
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its new years so iv decided...im making all of my friends tell me what to improve and they can make my new years resolution u can send it anonymously buy sending me a gift thats something u DONT want and it SHOULD NOT be worth a lot of money because this is jsut so u can sed it without me knowing who u are
GASP!
zomg ima bring my own ball next week~ MUHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM THE QUEEN OF EVIL LAUGHTER
it hurts. its so painful. stupid random unfun people keepin the ball
omg rly? im bob
W00T EVERY TUESDAY! ZOMG BALLS! RUNNNNN!
...cookie?
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who're you?
im afraid not.
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