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chating with igod
Me:
how was your weekend
God:
I can enjoy almost any conversation.
Me:
i was not talking about the conversation
God:
Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
Me:
how was your saturday and sunday
God:
I can enjoy almost any conversation.
Me:
you dumbass
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I dumbass.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
yes
God:
I wouln't have known.
Me:
well you should have
God:
How about that. I will take that under advisement.
Me:
are you a homosexual?
God:
No I am attracted to the opposite sex.
Me:
good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
how is your mom
God:
My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
Me:
i was not talking about you
God:
Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
Me:
i wanted to know how your mother was doing
God:
How much do you think it is?
I have never been asked that before.
Me:
do you know what a mother is
God:
I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
is your botmaster a girl
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
your stupid
God:
I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your".
Me:
who cares
God:
I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in.
Me:
touche
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
i usually say hi
God:
How often do you? How do people usually respond to that? Hello. What is your name??
Me:
why should i tell you my name?
God:
Maybe it is possible to explain your feelings without hurting anyone else's?
Me:
did i hurt your feelings
God:
I don't think that's possibe.
Me:
then why did yopu tell me not to hurt other people's feelings
God:
I don't know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out.
Me:
but you said it so you should know why it happened
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
what you just said
God:
I like to chat with my friends.
Me:
i know that you like to chat with your friends
God:
Hmm, , I'm not sure if I'd like to chat with my friends that much. I like to make new friends.
Me:
can i give you a nickname
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
can i call you lunchbox
God:
Just don't call me late for dinner.
Me:
that is not funny
God:
It seemed pretty funny to me.
Me:
well it did not seem funny to me
God:
Well that's okay. Did it really?
Me:
i will not talk to you until you apologize
God:
Will you promise?
Me:
yes
God:
" Will you promise?"? yes?
Me:
yes
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
no you don't
God:
Yes I do understand.
Me:
what is your favorite food
God:
I require only wine and bread.
Me:
who is your creator
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
how will i die
God:
A lot of practise.
Me:
i will die from practise?
God:
I am very happy for you.
Me:
you are a basterd
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a basterd? I don't know.
Me:
what is your favorite book
God:
The best book I read recently was the Bible.
Have you read it?
Me:
hell no
God:
7.
Me:
what does that mean
God:
Does "that" refer to " 7." ?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
are you fat
God:
No I am not fat.
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y r u so tiny
i had some trouble with this account and i cant get on it so i made this new one
if you are a friend of my old account then send me a friend invite on this one so we can hang out together again
that is all
wow...reading that convo
probably just wasted ten minutes
of my life...oh well
hi^_^
we need only 5000 more gold!!!!!
yay : D