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Report | 08/21/2010 8:31 am

Muthaphukkin Jake

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i never click those things by my avi, they are never worth it
ha its a good show

The Wing Sticker thingy by your avi will get you prizes later in the event. >.> You should always collect stuff, you never know what might happen. Plus, after you get your sticker for today, it'll take you to the event page, and you do this kinda cool event game with ships and survivng and hunting. I like hunting. xD
Ikr? Did you know there was a movie? My grandma was telling me about a Popeye movie. I wanna see that know.

Report | 08/20/2010 11:12 pm

Muthaphukkin Jake

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Ha yeah. racism is rough.
ummm u lost me there.
idk rap never did much for me. idk it didnt apeeal to me

Rofl yeah.
Lol there is an event going on in Gaia right now. That wing thingy that should be next to your avatar at the top takes you there. Lol I don't think they released an announcement yet.
Eh, people are influenced by different influences. Shiieett ever watched Popeye before? That old a** show is fun to watch.

Report | 08/20/2010 8:39 pm

Muthaphukkin Jake

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Yeah i wonder who he really is and and where he is. I almost wanna put a bullet in between his eyes for some reason.
lol wth? XD
I never heard of them.

Lol I thought he was cool, in a way. Lol but he seems a little racist. Which reminds me, in the first Mass Effect, about 70% of the renegade stuff I say is racist. Like, almost all the time, when I'm Renegade, Shepard has to say somethign about the humans. I don't like it.
Yep. Lol btw do you know the event has started?
Niggas With Attitude is what it stood for. The group was mainly of Ice Cube, MC Ren, Dr. Dre, Eazy E, and DJ Yella. Then, I think two other people joined when Ice Cube left. They were like late 80s rap.

Report | 08/20/2010 1:43 pm

Muthaphukkin Jake

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Ha i bet the illusive man will turn on you in the third game.
Hahaha funny how you remember that. xd
Ha nice title XD i also like I ant going back to jail by Project pat and 143 by bobby brakins

Lol, I think he's cool, but I wouldn't mind actually finding out where he is (there is no way he lives infront of that star/sun) and if he turns his back on Shepard then I'll have a reason to kill him.
What does that mean? Lol, yeah, I remember that. I wrote that part. You know how old I am? Old enough to be your great infinity grandpa. Lol jk.
Lol. I'ma Pac fan, so most of my favorite songs are Pac songs. Though, N.W.A is like, awsome. Lol.

Report | 08/19/2010 8:46 pm

Muthaphukkin Jake

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i wonder who the illusive man really is...hmmm
Govt is never a good topic...i dont care about it. its there and there is no changing it.
I like some rap, my favorite rap song is Remember the Name by Fort minor. yours?

Lol I really hope you can kill Tazzik in the Lair Of The Shadow Broker DLC.
Yeah. Well, it says we have the right to take over (us citizens) the Gonverment and create a new one. I forgot where it was, but I learned it in Social Studies.
Ehhh I can't choose. Almost all of 2Pac's songs are awsome, I can't really choose. The first Pac song I listened to was "******** the World" that might be it. Heh, haven't listened to it in a while, I might right now.

Report | 08/18/2010 9:13 pm

Muthaphukkin Jake

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Ha cool. i want to see the shadow broker in one of the games.
So im guessing ou one of those people who hates the government. my thought is "i dont work for the government, the government works for me."
ah good man. i love linkin park. i dont like most rap because its just people talking to a beat.

Lol someone said that people compare the Illusive Man with the Shadow Broker, most say only difference is the Illusive Man shows his face. Lol dude I hope I get to kill that Tazzik (from the comic) muthaphukka who killed Feron (the drell in the comic). Feron was awsome.
Well, you could say that. The gonvernment has done nothing to help me, or my family, so I could understand why I'd hate our gonvernment. Plus, they lie to much. I want to see this country burn and start new. And with every politian in it. It's true. The gonvernment does work for you. And earns a big pay check from it. But they act like they dont get anything.
Well... some of it is. I listen to good rap, I mean, without singing, it'd be boring. Nate Dogg, Tupac, great rappers sang. Plus, it's almost peotry, thier songs. Tupac actually wrote poems, alot of good ones, too.

Report | 08/17/2010 10:01 pm

Muthaphukkin Jake

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Ha i suck at spelling too.
jack just dosnt appel to me at all. she is too trashy to me. Maranda is still hot to me. kelly is good too.
Haha yes they are rock. i dont listin to rap much. its never too good

Lol yeah. Dude, I just read the Mass Effect: Redemption comic book, and omg, it was awsome. They had an awsome Drell in there and he was almost as cool as Thane. And then they showed the awsomenessed Salarian ever, he had like a big a** gun with big a** armor. The most epic Salarian ever. Dx But the salarian killed the drell. I was like "Nooo...." It's a comic about Liara getting Shepard's body. It's good.
Eeeh, then I guess you can say I like trashy girls then. Lol everyone in the first one is ugly. Lol and Ashley looks like Princess Leia. xD Gross.
Lol I listen to old gangsta rap. Most of it is true, what they are saying. Listening to the truth is better then listening to gonvernment lies everyday. I like some rock. I like alot of old stuff (old rap, old rock, old whatever-micheal-jackson was, old stuff) though some bands (Linkin Park FTW) I like too.

Report | 08/16/2010 5:04 pm

Muthaphukkin Jake

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Im sure people will. it sounds cool to me.
Ha she annoys me so much. she pretty much is a dancer in a red version of that outfit u see on the asaris in the bars if you finish the game. kelly annoys me a little tho.
Ha the first one is a good one. a little hard to control tho. and it can get really hard.
BTW do you like the band Saliva?

Thanks. Lol I was at school and made a Microsoft Word version, and I spelled so many words wrong. xD
Well, I hear that she could do more then that, but that just be nothing. And she does to me too, she's kinda always preppy. If Jack had hair you best believe she'd be prego with Shepard's baby by now.
I'm stuck. There is this like Refinery thingy and once you get to the part a bunch of Geth Stalkers, a couple of troopers, I think a sniper geth (?), and a big one. And the Geth Stalkers jump around to fast. >.<
Lol rings a bell, but I wouldn't remember. I'ma rap guy. And Saliva is rock, I think, right?

Report | 08/15/2010 4:26 pm

Muthaphukkin Jake

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Ha im not the best at stories too.
Ha yeah being evil is lonely. Thats why i could never be evil, id get to lonsome XD

I'm hoping, if I get done with it, that if I put it on dA, that people might like it. IF people like it, I might write more.
Lol that reminds me, guess who I started dating on ME2? Lol I dated Kelly. I know, she might be a little annoying (You got a new priva- I KNOW!) but she isn't a squad member, so, it's kinda cool. Lol I just remember something, you know in ME2, when you kill the Thresher Maw, alot of krogans say that you have "some quad", do you know what that means? I might think I know what it means, but I could be wrong, so I want to know if you know.
And I'm playing the first Mass Effect, and I got to say, it's pretty cool.

Report | 08/14/2010 11:28 pm

Muthaphukkin Jake

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sounds like a great story. and yes biotics are like the force.
Haha well ya gotta make a choice

Thanks. ^.^ I used to make stories when I was little, but then violence made my thinking a bit off. But then again, I was never good at making up stories, and I know if I made one, I'd be sued, becuase I'd mistakenly say the wrong thing, or used the wrong name. Lol if I could make my story into a game, it's be so like The Force Unleashed. He is suprised to be alive, so if he gets shot, he doesn't care much. He doesn't give life a much care, his best friends died with him on the Citadel, and he wishes to be dead, becuase he thinks it's bullshit, he shoud of died with them and stayed that way. He'll just rush into battle and use Biotics to take most enemies down (like I did in The Force Unleashed with the force). Omg did you see the new Yoda trailer for The Force Unleashed 2? I liked it. ^.^
From what I read, Wrex seems cool, and I'd rather have him then Wreav for Clan Urdnot anyday. I read that he is a more peaceful guy who wants to unite the Krogans and shiet. I'd most likely like Grunt more, becuase Grunt is just, so, awsome. xD I almost got the game. It's like almost midnight here, so I wont be able to play it until tomorrow.
And, you know what I said about being awsomely Renegade, I think I'll never get there. XD I mean, if you dont hug Tali after she founded her father dead, that's ******** up. And I'm a sucker for love. When that Krogan was yelling out love poems to the Asari on Illuim, I had to make them be together. xD Sometimes being hardcore awsomely evil is hard.

Report | 08/14/2010 10:02 am

Muthaphukkin Jake

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ha whatever you say.
Wow that sounds cool. that could be another game inbetween 2 and 3 where the plan b goes after sheperd.
Ha yeah. I presonally liked Grunt more then rex. Be careful when you talk to rex later in the first game tho because he can get killed if you say the wrong thing. i didnt even try to get him shot but it happened and i was pissed cuz rex was my powerhouse

Mhm. =3
Ikr? The funny thing is, I made it an alternate reality in my Fanfic, and the Collectors got to Shepard's body first, and killed Liara. So now Shepard is part of the awsome 'Human Milkshake' for the Reapers. The Illusive Man sends Miranda and Wilson to see if they can find him (and though I havent written it down yet), becuase Wilson's a traitor, he kills Miranda, and tells T.I.M that the Collectors got her. Malcolm (Plan B's name), an Alliance Soldier, wakes up at a space station, gos just a bit crazy, and breaks out. T.I.M sends Jacob out to find him, and he eventually does, and so on and so on. Becuase Shepard's body was never retreived, Malcolm took alot less time and money. He wasn't as Critical Damaged when they found him. And I wouldn't want a game of it, becuase he is more like the Starkiller type, he'd be running around blowing s**t up with Biotics. And since Biotics kinda remind me of the force, it's like Starkiller with a bunch of guns. Idk if you'd find it that interesting, I mean, Miranda dies, but she will be avendged, I have an Idea where later Malcolm notices Wilson tries to betray him and shoots him down.
Oh, lol. All Krogans are most likely powerhouses. I'll be careful when I play it, and I can't make a judgement, I'm waiting for it. Honestly, Grunt is awsome. When I play and Imported version of ME2 after ME1 I'll make sure I use the most Renegade thing of all time, shooting Grunt several times. IT was cool, I saw it and was like, "What?!" I mean I wouldnt want to shoot Grunt, but I wannna be awsomely Renegade.

Report | 08/13/2010 7:56 pm

Muthaphukkin Jake

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Ha good job.
...WHAT? XD
Ha its ok. take ur time XD
Ha ur teacher is ownage. i want her for my class!!!!

Lol Garrus' mouth looks kinda looks like a three, like when I do the =3. And most people think cat's mouths look like that.
Lol damn Drells are hard to draw. When I don't feel like drawing, I'm working on a Mass Effect 2 Fanfic. It's based on what happened if Liara died while trying to help Cerberus get Shepard's body from the Shadow Broker's agents (I read that SB's agents got his body to trade to the Collectors for Credits, and that Liara stopped that, and gave Shepard to Cerberus to be brought back to life). Basically, The Illusive Man is scared, becuase Shepard was his only way to save humanity. He tells Miranda to find out where Liara's track went, supposing she died. He insisted that she go with Wilson, and that Jacob goes and do something T.I.M needs him for. T.I.M, being himself, has a backup plan that he doesn't think will work, but if they can't find Shepard's body, then it's his only hope. An Alliance Soldier (that I just made up) died on the Citadel, during Shepard's battle with Saren and Soverign. They modified him to be an awsome badass, and he was "Plan B" if Shepard's body was never retreived. I'm still trying to get everything figured out, but I think it'll be good.
Lol I bet you do. ^.^ I'm getting Mass Effect (first one) soon, becuase I wanna import a character. I read all the stuff that would happen if you imported a character instead of just making one, and I have to say, I'd rather have Urdnot Wrex as the leader then Wreav.

Report | 08/10/2010 4:47 pm

Muthaphukkin Jake

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Ha Zaeed better be in ME3
Ha really i wanted to punch garrus myself XD
ah damn censors
That sounds ownage man

If he's not, i'll make a picture of me hunting him down for nt being in it. xD
I loved Garrus to much to punch him. His mouth reminded me of a kitty. =3
Yeah, I'm working on Thane now. He'll be doing his "praying-for-himself" thing, while Renegade (lol I have my Desktop pic as a ful renegade Shepard, got it on the website, his eyes look like a red version of T.I.Ms) Shepard in his Captian's outfit (though I kinda wanna draw him in his formal outfit you get in the Kasumi dlc, but, um, would someone totally evil be wearing formal wear?) standing behind him. I guess ownage will work. Drew T.I.M last night. Hard s.o.b to draw, his hair made me almost cry from fustration. I still kinda have to color the rest of his suit....
Lol my Computer teacher at meh school play Mass Effect. xD We started off by talking about USB Drives, and if you get the Special Edition Star Wars The Force Unleashed II you get this weird USB Drive of him, it looks a little weird, and then we started talking about the game (she's a star wars fan) and she was talking about how she likes KOTOR more, and I puased, and was like, "What?" And then she was like, "Yeah, I'm a RPG person, games like Oblivion, KOTOR, and Mass Effect." And I was like AWSOMENESS teacher ever.

Report | 08/10/2010 10:24 am

iEpic Joey

Oh.
Ah, yeah I heard about that; I just forgotten about it. XD
Oh gawd, I feel sorry for you.
LMAO, that's so true! XD

Report | 08/09/2010 4:59 pm

iEpic Joey

Whoa, really? Which game? :0 I didn't hear anything about another Naruto PSP game coming.
Lol, oh gawd. XD

Report | 08/09/2010 4:37 pm

Muthaphukkin Jake

Lol I wish he was that funny in the game. I mean, he says some funny stuff, but I wish he were moe funny on the game. Lol there is this other one making fun about the dating, and Jack, Miranda, and Samara all went after Shepard, while he was talking to Garrus and Zaeed, and he was like, "Garrus, bro, can you help me out?" Garrus - "No, sorry, calibrations..." and then he was, "Zaeed?" Zaeed - "That's god damn suicide!" (which was what he said about the plan for the Mercs to get Garrus). Comic make the game seem funnier then they are, becuase it shows you something that you might of never thought. I bet Shepard never thought about punching Garrus to make him talk. xD
Lol there should be like a bar on the side somewhere called the "Mature Content Filter" and I think you can change it there. I'm not sure if you have to be a member soon.
I'm planing an awsome drawing of Thane and an really evil Shepard behind him, calling it, "The Killer and his Gun" becuase Thane always called himself as a tool, as a gun, and, though technically Cerberus hires him, Shepard is kinda his boss. Do you think that'd be awsome?

Report | 08/09/2010 11:31 am

iEpic Joey

Yeah I'm recovering fine.
Ha, takes a while to get used to the buttons. xD
Eh, Kingdom Hearts is alright. I only have the first game and that's it.
Lol, wow, Okami is in it? That's probably just a rumor.
Oh man, she talked about him a little at Alec's party on Saturday and she showed me a picture of him and he's ugly. >.< Then she put the phone against her cheek and smiled happily. -_-

Report | 08/08/2010 2:12 pm

iEpic Joey

Sorry, I just had oral surgery on the 5th and I've been recovering since then.
Well I bet it was fun while it lasted. XD
No, I never had the patience for Final Fantasy.
Hm, I like Wolverine, Gambit, Rogue, Deadpool, Daredevil, Spiderman, and Captain America. I think there's more that I like, but I can't really remember at the moment. xD

Report | 08/08/2010 11:21 am

Muthaphukkin Jake

Rofl yeah poor Legion. Dx
Lol, the guy on the bottom who calls them a fruit is Zaeed btw. I have to say, that was pretty ******** funny.
There is a ton more but like I cant find some. xP
Okay, here's anotehr two, if you interested. One's about making fun of the girls romantic options and how she screws them all up, so she gos to other people, and the otehr one is making fun about how Garrus seems to never want to talk.
http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=&section=&q=Mass+Effect+2#/d2k6n0v
http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=&section=&q=Mass+Effect+2#/d2jxve0

Report | 08/07/2010 4:56 pm

Muthaphukkin Jake

Rofl.
I think Legion's is the funniest. ROBOT!!ROBOT!!!ROBOT!!!!

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