About
What is there to talk about? I have anger issues sometimes? I'm taking classes for those, I swear. I'm a mild alcoholic? Ok, not really. I don't drink that often. Only when I want to numb my feelings. And that's usually when I hurt myself. I hate pain. I'm lazy? You bet your a** I'm lazy. I do have a job, though. I'm a cashier. No, I do not steal from the machine. Do I have any hobbies? Does playing on the computer count as a hobby? I don't know. I don't really think I have any hobbies. I like to rant about things that annoy the sh*t out of me if that's considered a hobby. I'm also a good poker player if that's a hobby. I once got Chrisy stripped down within three rounds of strip-poker. He didn't get a single thing off me. Yes, I cheat, but you'll never be able to catch me. No, I don't go to casinos. Those places are as boring as a day spent with grandma...and her twenty-some cats. Is that all you need to know? Is that all you want to know? Ask me anything you want and I'll tell ya. I'll also tell ya where you can stick your question. No, no, I'm just kidding. I'm a nice guy, honest I am. Even ask Chrisy. I've only whipped him a couple times. Hehe. Shh, don't tell him I told you that.