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Congratulatons!You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain letter on the Internet! If THIS CHAIN LETTER IS CONTINUED UNTIL THE YEAR 2009, IT WILL BE PLACED IN THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS! The Kiss 1. Kiss on the hand = I adore you isnt this cute? i love it 2. Kiss on the cheek = I just want to be friends 3. Kiss on the neck = I want you 4. Kiss on the lips = I love you 5. Kiss on the ears = I am just playing 6. Kiss anywhere else = lets not get carried away 7. Look in your eyes = kiss me 8. Playing with your hair = I can't live without you 9. Hand on your waist = I love you to much to let you go The Three Steps 1. Girls If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him. 2. Guys If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good. 3. Guys & Girls Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare. The Commandments 1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard. 2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one. 3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity. Here are a few reasons why guys like girls 1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo 2. The way they call you after you just had a big fight. 3. The way she says 'lets not fight anymore' even though you know that an hour later.... 4. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them 5. The way they kiss you when you say 'I love you' 6. Actually ... just the way they kiss you... 7. The way they fall into your arms when they cry 8. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly 9. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt 10. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt. (even though we don't admit it)! 11. The way they say 'I miss you' 12. The way you miss them 13. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore..... This chain started in 1997. It is a love chain letter. In an hour you are supposed to send it to 25 people. It is easy, just look into chat rooms and find them. Anyway, send it to 25 people in 1 hour. Nowhere comes the fun part. You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say 'I love you,' or 'Will you go out with me?' NO JOKE!!!!! NOW THE CONSEQUENCES If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future relationships. If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!!! Once you read, this letter you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour) be sent to 25 people After you send it, make a wish and it will come TRUE YOU MAY NOT WAIT FOR A CERTAIN TIME TO SEND IT........ REMEMBER, IT MUST BE SENT TO 25 PEOPLE WITHIN 1 HOUR, OR YOUR WISH WILL NOT COME TRUE! PLEASE CONTINUE IT NOW!!! *WARNING* IF YOU DO NOT PASS THIS ON, SOMETHING BAD OR WORSE WILL HAPPEN TO YOU *NOTE* THE MORE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO THE MORE LUCK YOU WILL HAVE IN YOUR LOVE LIFE. IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN LETTER (IT HAS BEEN GOING SINCE 1997)YOU WILL HAVE BAD LUCK * Delete * Delete
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german..or stupid???
shut up puto! you better not mess with me or my home gurl or i will ******** CUT you!
you son of a b***h!
Pinche cagado cerote maricon!
ahahaha!!!!
ROFL!!!!!LMFAO!!!!
Concha de tu madre Hijo de puta pedaso de mierda
XXDDDJodido cabron hijoputa! �Me cago en tus muertos y tu puta madre!
esa pince pera!!!*nekos naru kun*me cago en Dios! vete a tomar por culo, hijoputa! hay que tener huevos Chinga tu madre com pan y vinigreXXDD*luv*
la recalcada concha de tu puta madre”
“la put�sima madre que te pari�”
“hijo de una gran puta”
“pedazo de forro”
“me cago en la concha sucia de tu vieja”
“chupame la verga”
XXDD
Im yah well sorri for blaming your friend! or what ever