~A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle...~ ~girl:Slow down im scared. ~guy:No,this is fun! ~girl:No its not,please slow down!? ~guy:Then tell me you love me. ~girl:I love you!Now slow down!! ~guy:Now give me a big hug. ~She gave him a hug. ~guy: Can you take off my helment and put it on your head, its bothering me... ~In the newspaper the next day,a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it,only one survived. The truth was, that half way down the road,the guy realized that the breaks were broken and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead,he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then,he had her put his helmet on so that she would live,even if it meant that he would die... ~If you would do this for the person you love,copy this and put it in your profile...
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Heaven
Does heaven have a phone number?
Mommy went to heaven,
but I need her here today.
My tummy hurts and I fell down;
I need her right away.
Operator, can you tell me
how to find her in this book?
Is heaven in the yellow part?
I don't know where to look.
I think my daddy needs her too,
at night I hear him cry.
I hear him call her name sometimes,
but I really don't know why.
Maybe if I call her,
she will hurry home to me.
Is heaven very far away?
Is it across the sea?
She's been gone a long, long time-
she needs to come home now!
I really need to reach her.
I simply don't know how.
Help me find the number, please.
Is it listed under "heaven"?
I can't read these big, big words;
I am only seven.
I'm sorry, operator,
I didn't mean to make you cry.
Is your tummy hurting too--
or is there something in your eye?
If I call my church
maybe they will know.
Mommy said when we need help
that's where we should go.
I found the number to my church
tacked up on the wall.
Thank you, operator
I'll give them a call.
My bottled message: Would you let me have your babies?
There is nothing wrong with posting this question. I am simply posting a joke and have not requested anything from anyone who has responded. If you look in the chatterbox, there is a lot more going on in there.
Read up on your gaia rules before you go and make meaningless threats! 3nodding
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Stay in school because it is cool! 4laugh
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But what's up?
Hey what's up?
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