Welcome to the Apothecary
Stare into the background...
Is it moving? Feeling a bit dizzy?
Ah, well then, I have a cure for that...
Hang on, it's around here somewhere...---------------------------------------------------------------------------
A sign by the front of the shop reads:---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Here I host a variety of goods to heal whatever your ails...
Be is headache, muscleache, fever or cramps...
Dysentery, depression, delusion, or death...
Hey Kids! Squob the Flying Squid just got in a shipment of new tattoos! "Get Inked" by an actual squid, for a limited time only.
Private Message me if you are interested in the purchase or sale of Gold Ink in bulk**NOW SPECIALIZING IN FAT WALLET SYNDROME**
Let me put those wallets on a diet, and take some weight out of your pocket.
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