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YOUR ALL PRISONERS!!!!!!!WHAT DOES THE COLOR BLUE TASTE LIKE!?!?!?!?!?
Quotes
~He who asks a question is a fool for a moment; he who never asks a question is a fool for a lifetime." Confucius
~The hardest part about moving forward is not looking back.
~For all of you who talk about me, thanks for making me the center of your world!
~4 out of 5 voices in my head say go back to sleep!
~Your envy creates my energy. Ever wonder why I'm so hyper?
~You're just jealous because the little voices talk to me!
~Does the noise inside my head bother you?
~Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself.
~Don't worry about knowing people. Make yourself worth knowing.
~Experience is the worst teacher. It gives the test before presenting the lesson.
~If it's a good idea, go ahead and do it. It's much easier to apologize, then it is to get permission.
~sugesstions are more powerfol than commands
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human
because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it
was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him. "
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they
were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the
drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But, no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up
from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five-
and six- year-olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she
asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and
sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered,
"Thou shall not kill."
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at
the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands
of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your
hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make
me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said,
"Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to
persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and
say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer;' or 'That's Michael, he's a
doctor.'"
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher -
she's dead."
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to
make the matter clearer she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the
blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position
the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"'Cause your feet ain't empty."
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school
for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made
a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a
large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples
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look at the text customizing options
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