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"Ok, I've just about had my FILL of riddle asking, quest assigning, insult throwing, pun hurling, hostage taking, iron mongering, smart arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!" ~The Protagonist, Baldur's Gate series.Probably my favorite quote out of the entire series, mostly because of the fact that it is effectively the truth once you start getting deeper into RPGs, and life.
Going back on topic, I'm your average guy living in that place south of every border imaginable, (Yes, it's also the place where everyone who points out that you're going there if you don't follow their religion), it's about three hours from Vegas, so you can't really miss it though.
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