How droll...
Hm, well... hello.I guess that you want some information about me, how droll of you to ask. Let me stretch my infinite mind for something; I might be able to think of something. The brain the size of a planet and you want me to elaborate on some trivial details about myself... -grumble grumble-
I guess I'll just start off with the basics.
Hello, my name is Near, and I am the only capable successor of the title L. Except for perhaps dear Mello, but he's too impulsive for the kind of work the title demands. That said, I found him on this site, actually, under the name "Chocolate Ammo." I'm still debating whether to be happy or to be deathly afraid.
I also found L, who takes the name "iYelloMello." Why he has such a name and why his avatar is a woman is... beyond my reasoning abilities.
I can also say the same for Mello's. Either they're both secretly women or I'm missing something....
Luckily Matt (Matty Shoe) doesn't seem to have the same gender confusion....
I think Kira is a cocksucking whore who only continued being Kira to get a piece of L's a**, and I also think that America is overly sensitive when it comes to bad words. Replacing my cursing... hmmmmf.
Let's break this down into something simple, because I feel that I'm losing you simpletons.
I like;
Toys of the sexual nature
Mello
Pretending that chocolate tastes good
Keeping creepy old photographs of departed friends
My 'good' dreams
Not sleeping
The Transformers
Detective work
Visiting L's grave
Solving difficult puzzles
Rubix cubes
Toy ducks
Sir Quacksalot
Looking up to L
Playing with my hair
Resting
Commanding people to call me Nick Fury
Scolding Rester for being an idiot
Calling Lidner a slut
Insulting Kira
Beating Kira
Children
I dislike;
People with god complexes
That shitty Transformer's movie
Misa-Misa
When Matt steals my Mello from me
Kira
People killing other people with little or no good reason
Late night television
Prosecutors
Standing up
Walking
When Mello and Matt dunk my head in the toilet
Old people (don't ask, just don't.)
When people call me 'autistic'
The insult "Autistic Crippy Boy"
When people insult me
When Mello insults me
Mello hating me
Throwing up after eating chocolate
Crying after rejection
Stubbing my toe
I think that's all, really. Now, don't you have better things to do...?
-NEAR
Don't insult me, please. D:
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It's about time. >:c
Maybe I'll revive Misa...
not L. I don't like L. c:
I told L and the girl. You should be fine. ^^
Haha, just kidding, Near-Deary.
I just haven't been around. Dx
Ugh, stupid people.
I'll talk to them.