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Report | 07/25/2010 10:55 pm

Mr Snooty

Lawl. I can see why you like him. I mean, who wouldn't want to see that face when going down on someone's cold, uncomfortable, sparkly bod?
But the truth of the matter, sweetie, is that Edward Cullen is a fictional character in a badly written romance novel, and he will never return your... slightly creepy obsession. Forgive me for jumping to conclusions here, but... You know... Never mind. I can't help but jump to conclusions when your profile is smothered with Meyer's sparkly Mormon grease.
Let's face it. You're probably old enough to have moved on. True, some women in their 50's are obsessed with Edward (Twi-Moms, anyone?), but they are a product of an underactive sex life and a burning, unconscious desire to be young again. Think 'cougar complex.' But my point is that you need to move on and try some grown-up books. Want a hot paranormal romance? Try Annette Kurtis Klaus. Want a book that is actually good and requires thought so you don't lose I.Q. points as you're reading, unlike with Twilight? Try Robert Jordan. Want passion and an exciting will to survive? Try reading real-life problems and go for Dave Pelzer, just so you don't lose your sense of what is real and what is fake. Some classics couldn't hurt as well. Seriously, if you're that obsessed with the inexperienced and badly written trash heap that is Twilight, then some Dickens will do you some good.
I'm afraid that going by face value alone, I think you have reached a level of obsession where it is unhealthy and you need to move on. Take a break from Twilight for a while. Go out and enjoy the sunshine for once to give that pasty skin of yours a nice tan. Mature a little and open your mind. Hell, you might even come back, pick up Twilight again, and realize, "Oh wow. This is complete and utter s**t." And if that's the case, then I say you deserve a pat on the back, a large strawberry margarita, and a party to welcome you to the real world of adults, where kiddie play time is over.

Report | 07/25/2010 10:29 pm

Cupeco

I would just like to tell you that your taste in literature sucks and that Edward Cullen is not real, vampires do not sparkle and that you should pull your head out of your a** before you drown any further in your delusions and all consuming dreams. You do realized that Bella is a necrophiliac for sleeping with Edward, that in the real world she would have aborted her baby and that vampires are incapable of reproducing? I would also like to point out Meyer did no research because the so-called werewolves are actually based on Native American skin-walkers and her vampires are not vampires at all but actually a sort of faerie? :3 If Meyer is going to create a race, she should also at least make a reason that they are the way they are, instead of just justifying it by saying generations of mythology and literature is wrong. Bella is a nobody, a klutz and a tramp. A normal vampire would not give her (or any other mortal girl) the time of day except maybe to sleep with them and then feed on them. If Edward had half a brain he would realized that it was stupid decision to fall in love with something that would die when he could not, obviously he didn't care about his feelings or hers. The sex was poorly put together because with an aftermath like they had Bella would have been ripped apart inside and out as well as probably black and blue head-to-toe. The characters are poorly crafted as well, neither having real depth, decent back stories or unique appearances or interesting flaws or personality traits, as a matter of fact, Jacob is probably the only character in the entire series with any real personality dynamic, the only character worth reading about... Anyhow, I'd love to continue ripping this book apart but I have better things to do, like read a real book instead of some cheap, PG-13, vampire erotica wannabe.

Report | 08/02/2009 10:37 pm

Faceless Shadows

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Report | 08/02/2009 1:18 am

SSVegeta21

wat blue thingy? my shirt and pants?

Report | 08/01/2009 11:44 am

Faceless Shadows

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Report | 08/01/2009 11:33 am

Toxic Crayola Curse

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Report | 05/12/2009 8:06 pm

Outrageous_Paige

Thats okay biggrin

Report | 04/24/2009 12:15 pm

Outrageous_Paige

Happy birthday!! razz
(got the messege in my inbox smile

Report | 03/06/2009 6:51 pm

MoochiLove

No doubt, just tryin to keep those i know close and those i haven't a clue away, Peace out

Report | 03/01/2009 9:51 am

Schro Dumb

Thanx XD i got them from photobucket

Report | 02/28/2009 9:09 pm

Schro Dumb

yup yup no problem XD

Report | 02/28/2009 9:06 pm

Schro Dumb

im not sure if my pm sent or not but yea at one point i did make them all and submitted into the arenas. The one that u can rate this week is called The Flying Lochness and the one for next week is called Love. Fans are just people who like ur avi that is in the arena so they decide to become a fan of ur work smile Make sense? If u ever have any ?s i am more than happy to help XD

Report | 02/28/2009 8:56 pm

Schro Dumb

Im sorry i couldnt read ur PM u sent me crying for some reason gaia keeps calling it an error maybe if u resend it or just send me a comment that would be nice XD

Report | 02/28/2009 6:43 pm

Doll Tears

heyy danielle i have a secret you cant tell ANYONE ANYONE at school!!!!!!!! it's very disturbing and gross for me, and you can't tell ANYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it's very important

Report | 02/21/2009 7:58 pm

chessser

hey there!
got ennny thin' else 2 trade?

Report | 02/21/2009 3:08 pm

chessser

hey! thanx 4 that trade!
(i still don't find a link on your profile to your store, but i'll keep tryin')

Report | 02/21/2009 1:47 pm

chessser

if u would post a link on your profile to your store,
i'd go back & visit it regularly!
also, i trade 45g for each blox u have

Report | 02/21/2009 1:32 pm

chessser

hey! thanx 4 alll the gooodies!

Report | 02/21/2009 12:20 pm

Doll Tears

what?

Report | 02/21/2009 10:26 am

Doll Tears

HAHAH

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