Imagine that you are carrying a bass. Now add very steep stairs to the picture. Now put yourself in four inch heels (the only black shoes you own) and a dress that is almost taller than you in said four inch heels. This is how I feel every time I have a concert, and I love it.
Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work. Gallagher
Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
Speaking of wringing necks... Jessica Clarson
I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. Elvis Presley (1935 - 1977)
'But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked. 'Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: 'We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.' Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland.
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It is of interest to note that while some dolphins are reported to have learned English -- up to fifty words used in correct context -- no human being has been reported to have learned dolphinese. - Carl Sagan
If you obey all of the rules, you miss all of the fun. Katherine Hepburn
The problem with the common person is that he is so unbearably common! Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth and they thought it was hell. Harry S Truman (1884 - 1972)
The point of living and of being an optimist, is to be foolish enough to believe the best is yet to come. Peter Ustinov (1921 - 2004)
I consider it useless and tedious to represent what exists, because nothing that exists satisfies me. Nature is ugly, and I prefer the monsters of my fancy to what is positively trivial. Charles Baudelaire (1821 - 1867)
I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died. Richard Diran
Beauty is the wonder of wonders. It is only the shallow people who do not judge by appearances. Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900),
I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, ``Get the hell off my property.'' Joan Rivers (1935 - )
I almost think it is the ultimate destiny of science to exterminate the human race. Thomas Love Peacock
Life is not a laughing matter, but can you imagine having to live without laughing. Leonid Sukhorukov
This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. Western Union internal memo, 1876.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak. - Jay Leno
Knowledge is power, if you know it about the right person. Ethel Mumford
The future is much like the present, only longer. Don Quisenberry
Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?John Mendoza
I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity.- Tom Stoppard
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