~15 THINGS TO DO AT WALMART~1. set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

99% of people would cry if justin bieber jumped off a scyscrapper. if you are the 1% who would sit wearing 3D glasses and eating popcorn yelling "b***h DO A BACK FLIP" then copy and paste to profile (DONT WORRY JUSTIN BIEBER ISNT DEAD YET YOU JUSTIN BIEBER LOVERZ) ...damm

Fake friends: Never ask for food. True friends: are the reasons you have no food. Fake friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs True friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM Fake friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. Truefriends: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we messed up ... but that s**t was fun!" Fake friends: never seen you cry. True friends: cry with you Fake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. True friends: keep your s**t so long they forget its yours. Fake friends: know a few things about you. True friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. Fake friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. True friends: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you. Fake friends: Would knock on your front door. True friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" Fake friends: Are for a while. True friends: Are for life. Fake friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. True friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b***h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste s**t." Fake friends: will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you. True friends: Will knock them the f**k out Fake friends: Will read this. True friends: Will steal this, just like I did XD....GIRL:do u think im pretty?BOY:noGIRL: do i cross your mind? BOY : no GIRL: do you like me? BOY : no GIRL: do you want me? BOY : no GIRL: would you cry if i left? BOY : no GIRL: would you do anything for me? BOY : no GIRL: what would you choose, me or your life? BOY : my life -the girl runs off in pain and the boy runs after her and grabs her hand and says: "the reason why your not pretty, is because you are beautiful. the reason why you never cross my mind, is because your always on my mind. the reason why i dont like you, is because i love you. the reason why i wouldnt cry if you left, is because i would die. the reason why i chose my life, is because you are my life

That awkward moment; When you're in the car, and you look at the people in thecar next to you, and they're already looking at you.

I hate it when you're late for class, and when you walk in, everyone stares at you like you killed someone.

Teacher: John, why are you so late ? John: I was throwing stones into the river.Teacher:Okaay, well take your seat. Teacher:Bob, why are you also late ? Bob: i was also throwing stones into the river. Teacher: gr, well, sit down. New Boy walks in ; Teacher: oh so you're our new student. whats your name? and why are you all wet? New boy: My name is Stones. Teacher: oh.. put this on your profile if you get it:)

J.K. Rowling, I was fine when you said that Harry's parents were dead. Fine, when you killed Sirius. Okay, when you killed Hedwig and Mad-Eye. A little mad when you killed Dumbledore. BUT YOU CROSSED THE LINE BY KILLING DOBBY!!!!!!!!!!

The awkward moment when someone's zipper is undone & you don't know how to tell them because you can't explain why you were looking.

Teacher : whoever answers my next question, can go home. * one boy throws his bag out the window* Teacher : who just threw that?! Boy : Me! I'm going home now.

The star of the football team has a blind dad who always comes to his games, even though he can't see him play. One day, the dad gets sick and dies before the night of his son's big game. The team is expecting him to slack off, mourning the death of his father. But he played the best game he EVER had, making the winning touchdown & many amazing plays. The couch is amazed, so he asked, "How did you play so well even after your father has passed? The boy stares right at him, and says "This is the first time he has ever seen me play."

........THIS IS SO SAD :'( A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle. Girl:Slow down, i'm scared. Guy:No, this is fun. Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl:I love you, slow down. Guy:Now give me a big hug *She gave him a big hug* Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me. The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile

A white man walks up to black man~ White man says, "Colored people don't belong here!" Black man says, "I was born BLACK." "I grew up BLACK." "When I get sick, I'm BLACK." "When I'm cold, I'm BLACK." "When I'm in the sun, I'm BLACK." "When I die, I'm BLACK." "You were born PINK." "You grew up WHITE." "When you're sick, you turn GREEN." "When you're in the sun, you turn RED." "When you're cold, you turn BLUE." "When you die, you turn PURPLE." "And you have the nerve to call me colored?!!?!?!?!?!!!" ~The white man turned around, and walked away~ PUT THIS ON YOUR PAGE IF YOU HATE RACISM!!!!!!

You all want a new phone, new clothes, make up, etc. A person who has cancer only wants one thing- to survive. I know that a lot of you 'Who think you're cool' probably won't repost this and very little amount of friends will. Put this as your status in honour of someone who has died from cancer, who has survived cancer or who is fighting it right now.

To all you guys who "sag" your pants and show your a** and underwear....did you know it originated in prison? It was a signal to the other MEN that you are "available". So if you wanna keep going around looking like your "available" for another dude to "tap that"... then keep thinking your cool while I think you look like a Fool!!! BTW they call it PBS (Prison b***h Syndrome) :) repost if u think this is funny!!! .....AND PULL UP YOUR DAMN PANTS UP!

You say pink, I say black. You say Miley Cyrus, I say SHE SUCKS! You say Zac Efron, I say WTF! You say pop, I say rock. You say I'm weird I say I'm different. XP PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE

Please don't die Sheldon, if you do I will cry

I knew he was a cat person from the start.

Yes you are XD

The Herd