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My Name Is Casen[catastrophe].
I Am Nineteen Years Old.
I Am A Flaming Homosexual.
I LOVE[would die for] The c**k.
I Am An Advanced~Literate Yaoi Role~Player.
I Only Role~Play As A Straight Male For Bear~Boo~Chan.
Do Not Even Ask Me.
I Will Tell You No && Make You Cry.
I Am The Wifey To Rain~ee~Baby.
While Being The Gay Lover Of Damey~Cakes.
Kaek[face] Is My Best Friend.
My Twin Is Chu[zilla].
I Touch Her Naughty Places.
She Is Secretly A Man.
I Am In Love With McDonalds Sweet Tea.
It Makes Me Orgasm.
I Am Going To Marry A Dinosaur.
I Listen To Better Music Than You.
I Am Sexy.
You Know You Want Me[not really though].
I Am Under House Arrest.
I Beat Up A Straight Guy.
He Is A d**k[and not the good kind].
I am Insensitive.
I Am Not Innocent.
I Am Perverted.
I Like Sex.
And Drugs.
And Rock'n'Roll.
I Like To Eat.
I Have Not Gained Weight In Awhile.
I Am 6'1".
I Weigh 149 Pounds.
My p***s Takes Up 4 Of Those Pounds.
I Do Not Think That Is Healthy.
I Bet You Are Wondering If I Am Telling The Truth Or Not.
Come Over Here And Find Out For Yourself.
^.~
I Am Obsessed With Yoohoo Drink.
It Rocks Harder Than You.
I Hate Very Few People.
You Could Be One Of Them.
I Still Have My First CD.
It Is Spice Girls.
I Love Spice Girls.
I Do Not Have A Myspace.
Chu[zilla] Wants To Make Me One.
Should I Get One?
Circle y or n.
<3
I Might Add More Later.

© Casen[catastrophe] && Chu[zilla]
In The Bum
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ARE YOU STILL ON HOUSE ARREST?
;-;
Haha, love ya my sexy whore beast!!!
<33 Your Kaek [face]
p.s. I'm gonna eat your fncking face!!!!
-Tackleclinggropes.- <333
If you find someone willing to draw you with David Bowie, you should send 'em my way!! David Bowie is the smexy.
Your profile is wonderful and all..
But come back to me ;-;
LawL.