About teh me
.:Teh Wendyness:.
I am a lot of things. I love to laugh at people and make fun of their weaknesses. I can laugh at myself too bc I can be an idiot sometimes, but that totally doesnt happen very often. *snort* I love to read and write, although lately I dont really do much of either. I enjoy sarcasm to such an extent that it is now like a second language to me. I was born and raised in the beautiful, pollution-filled, human-infested, take you down and then kick you while you're down, wonderful, city of New York. I'm from Queens son! haha XD Yea, you love it. I know, its badass. I am a plethora of wittiness and beauty. I am told that I can eat more then what is considered normal. I pretty much feed the starving children that dwell in the vortex that is my stomach. Its like a bottomless pit. Seriously. I will make you want to punch me in the soul. I hold nothing back and lack tact and maybe even manners. F**k manners! Ahaha. =] My idea of a good time is when I can make fun of you to no avail and laugh when you cry. But I'm really a nice person. Really. Ask anyone. I love pointing out the obvious because sometimes, there's retards around. I procrastinate to an unhealthy extent and spend an unreasonble amount of time and money on this site. Its rather disgusting really. I have a very healthy shoe fetish that is overshadowed only by my uncomfortable obsession with bed spreads. I enjoy a colorful personality that ranges from pink to black. Most of the time I make no sense, and I like it that way. I dont really care about a lot of things. I'm all about instant gratification. My friends are pretty much the coolest. EVER. I collect only the most awesome people on the planet as my friends. If you're a complete and total tool, dont even bother. I am not a fan of douchebags either.
Long story short, I'm just pretty much, AWESOME.
Long story short, I'm just pretty much, AWESOME.
teh lovin
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