Randomness
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This is a this cat,
This is a is cat,
This is a how cat,
This is a to cat,
This is a keep cat,
This is a an cat,
This is a idiot cat,
This is a busy cat,
This is a for cat,
This is a 40 cat,
This is a seconds cat,
Now read every 4th word.
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle. Girl: slow down i'm scared. Guy: no this is fun. Girl: no it's not please it's way to scary! Guy: then tell me you love me. Girl: i love you now slow down. Guy: now give me a big hug. She gave him a big hug. Guy: can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself? it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for a person you love then copy this into your profile
15 ways to get kicked Out of Wal*Mart 1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!!" and push them behind a shelf 2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one. 3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!!" once the cashier tells you the price 4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices" 5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!!THEY'RE BACK!!!" 6-start a fish stick fight 7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!!!!!!" 8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!! The british are coming!!!" 9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do 10-attempt to fly off a high shelf 11-throw confetti on random people walking into the store 12-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line 13-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section 14-walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8..." 15-go to an employee and say "middle earth is coming to an end and you need to eat more carrots
wahmbulance wahmbulance He loves me
He loves me not
He has a head
And now he does not wahmbulance wahmbulance
twisted
Prop's to the people who came up with the sayings above!
Art done by Head Crow
I am a happy person always have been and always will be. I am a very active person, I ride horses and I play any sport I am very agressive(If you don't belive it ask my friends acciently gave one of a friends a scar from my nails Oopsssssss ) I love playing video games and roleplaying and I can't spell worth s**t. I don't bite. . . hard anyways ^-^ !
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