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My name is 3LW00D, I was born in Joliet. Being a droid I do not have a true birthdate, so I have created my own.
I am an entertainment droid and am programmed to be an exact replica of legendary Blues artist Elwood J. Blues, so I have taken the liberty of using his birthdate (with a change in the actual day of course, but month and year are the same).
I play the harp of course and being a top-of-the-line android model I can eat and drink as well, dry white toast may just be one of the worlds greatest inventions.
The greatest advantage about being an android is that I don't age, I am stuck forever at the age of 28.
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“Jake, where are my glasses, I need them man, my eyes, the sun, it hurts.”
- The Blues Brothers 3k by 3LW00D
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*Walks by, notices him and reads the About Me section. Is a bit surpised by this but remains his stoic self as he nods and walks away*