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(◕o◕)witness the horror of californians
feat. me scaring sca with how much I can eat in a short amount of time.
she helped.
but i conquered. this is what is looked like before....
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Updated 05.01.15


(◕o◕) I'm friendly? Sometimes? Depends on the day and alignment of the stars
(◕o◕) I'm mean, I may seem like a pushover, but I'm silently plotting your demise. OHOHO, such a contradiction I am. NO, not really.
(◕o◕) I'm an emotional person, I won't show it, but I'll cry like a tiny pathetic child
(◕o◕) If jealousy is unattractive on a woman, then I am one ugly little s**t. (maybe I should explain?) I'm just very possessive over my friends. that's it...
(◕o◕) I can stalk you, I know things you never thought I could know.
(◕o◕) Somehow, after acting like a man for most of my life, doing Tae Kwon Do, refusing to go near a skirt/dress, and bestowing upon myself the ever-attractive title, 'Big Bertha', I'm now pageant strutting on-stage, with full on makeup, in a short skirt. Life turns and bites you in the butt like that.
(◕o◕) If you're going to talk the talk, you'd better walk the walk.
(◕o◕) "Forever and ever, is a very long time...Pooh."
(◕o◕) If I'm roleplaying with you, I like you. It's a compliment.
(◕o◕) I don't respond well to intentionally harsh criticism, I'll probably just crawl under a rock and die.
(◕o◕) I'm a college girl now dude, doing the learnings in the Grand Canyon University NURSSIIIING.
(◕o◕) Some people are popular irl while others are popular online. And then there's me. No I'm really not kidding. Miss 60 followers on tumblr. /cries
(◕o◕) People are much different online than they are in person, I'm making a very believable attempt not to be.
(◕o◕) I am hungry like almost all the time. It's pretty great and terrible simultaneously
(◕o◕) Minus the inequality, horrible diseases, and certain hurdur values, medieval themes excite me.
(◕o◕) I like old people (or as my friend tries to say WELL-SEASONED individuals) ._. Creepy teenager material, eh? Jeff Bridges, Sean Connery, John Rhys Davies. You guise C:
(◕o◕) I have odd, yet incredibly effective outlets for my anger, mainly video games.
(◕o◕) I do not like the way women are portrayed in media, but I adore ladies irl. And vice versa for men.
(◕o◕) I cosplay :3 What can I say? I like to dress up.
(◕o◕) VIDEO GAMES. I recently purchased a PS4
(◕o◕) I'm Thai, from Thailand, not Taiwan. Yeah, that's right Holmes, we make all your Thai tea.
(◕o◕) The friends I love are the ones I do not constantly have to entertain. Seriously, when my closest friends come over, all we do is lay on the couch... and occasionally grunt at each other.
(◕o◕) There's not much hope left for my generation.
(◕o◕) If you ever say "I am a bad boy" to me, I will laugh until my teeth fling out and strike you in the eyeballs.
(◕o◕) I have a tendency to make OCs with everything...
(◕o◕) b***h, I'm classy.
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Gobiii

Report | 04/06/2014 11:42 pm

Gobiii

Just me, dropping a witty comment.
RiverMist20

Report | 05/14/2013 6:04 pm

RiverMist20

So I read your About Me section. You're hilarious. xd And really cool. I think we shall get along famously, you and I.
Ashtray In Paris

Report | 01/08/2012 12:32 am

Ashtray In Paris

I took the time to read your about me just now and i started chuckling at what you wrote but since i have asthma right now it sounded really disgusting and wrong
Native Bones

Report | 12/23/2011 8:23 pm

Native Bones

You look so pretty~ heart
x-II-S3XY-B3AST-II-x

Report | 03/13/2011 5:21 pm

x-II-S3XY-B3AST-II-x

Thanks for buying . biggrin
Akai Papillon

Report | 01/04/2011 9:27 pm

Akai Papillon

I'll type out the story after I finish my hw...which may be never, but, you know. xD
I'll probably type it out tomorrow after talking more about it with you. :')
And LOL. I'm going to abstain from hitting on people I believe. xD
Akai Papillon

Report | 01/04/2011 9:11 pm

Akai Papillon

THAT IS SURPRISING.
Probably because you can never see what a Big Sister looks like.
Or because they don't seem to be capable of romantic relationships. xD
WE'LLSEEIFANYONEWANTSTOPLAYHIM. o3o
Akai Papillon

Report | 01/04/2011 8:43 pm

Akai Papillon

LOL. Omg, the person inside the suit should be some skinny pretty girl. xD
I feel that we would be overloaded with Big/Little Sisters for some reason. oAo
BUT...SINCLAIR IS RIDICULOUSLY HARD TO PLAY. oAo
Akai Papillon

Report | 01/04/2011 8:38 pm

Akai Papillon

lololol.
It could be in the time period between the first and the second or something. xD
I wanna be a prototype big sister or a little sister or something. xD';
AND SINCLAIR WOULDN'T BE DEAD. :'D
Akai Papillon

Report | 01/04/2011 8:36 pm

Akai Papillon

Areeeeyaaaaarrghhhh. {/flops about uselessly}
We should do a Bioshock Argh-Pee

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