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The Project EXERSIZE dream |
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Well, it first starts out in my school, where im wandering around and its really dark and stuff, and we were (unknowingly) put in a fitness program called Project EXERSIZE which will make us fitter and more healthier due to a student getting type 2 diabetes so fast. We all waited in line, and i was PUMPED, like, EXCITED. I couldn't wait for this exercise thingymabobby to start, you know? But for the Project to run smoothly, we all had to 'pre-train' at school, meaning we had to stay behind for the night. Lately, i had been having recurring dreams of walking home in lightning storms, so this one was slightly different. I WAS INSIDE THIS TIME! I was all like, 'HA!' and lightning and thunder were all up in there having those gay martinis with their zap drinks. Meanwhile, 1800 hours post training, I parked my P.E duffel bag (since when did I get a duffel bag? o.o wink somewhere and got a cup of coffee whilst talking to this kid with glasses and this red haired lesbian. they seemed interesting enough, and i eventually talked myself into a dream state. (Dream...in a dream...?) Now it was time. We all woke up bright and early(three seconds after i closed my eyes lawl) and a bit exhausted, but READY. We got given these virtual reality glasses and suits, and gloves. Wow, we didn't know what the hell they were for, but it sure felt cool. Then we were plunged into virtual reality at its finest. we were standing on the courtyard of our own school, and these judges, including our PE teachers, were on these desks, observing us...lab rats.... Then out of the corner of my eye...I saw...HALLE BERRY.
NOOB TIEM KK I WUZ LIEK, WTF?!!11, ND MI FRENZ WUZ LIEK, LOL, MZ HENNIG WUZ LIEK, WEL GO DUMM HED, DEN WE WUZ LIEK, LMAO KK --- Suddenly, they multiplied. Sadly, Halle Berry was now, no longer our faithful hollywood associate. She turned into...the HalleB.exe. They cornered us in all areas. Public toilets, public entrances, public exits, public donut stands, all decked in with some kind of different suited Halle Berry which fired out orbs of their suit color into their hand, generated as if a small mass of chakra was gathered and thrown at us. We tried the same thing, and it worked. Our bubbles of 'chakra' were making us feel like we were in Counterstrike with Plasma guns. It was so wicked. Now, this was a playground battle of strength, stamina and agility, ot to mention, speed. I got hit a few times, and the teachers scanned their beaming eyes at me...testing me...like...then i thought, never mind, never mind, head for that hospital over there! But...the hospital was closely bordered off by a few purple HalleB's from the corridor leading to it. My friends were in danger. Ashleigh was overthrown by orange and yellow HalleB's, whilst Anita on my southside had finished her round of blue and white HalleB's. Then I nodded. I checked my choices, but there were none. I had to go into the firing line, and Anita had to cover me. My legs were like wildfire as they leapt into the scene. Left, right, I dodged purple energy balls hurled my way. I could almost reach the hospital door when it happened. I double taked to see where Anita had disappeared and she was on the ground. There was no help, no mercy as a purple orb hit my a** with a solid blow. My energy stat bar reached zero. A few seconds after, it was all over. We opened our eyes to see the HalleB's replaced with an audience who were clapping. My PE teacher stood on a blacony and awarded us presents for participating with the highest scores, past that if any participant that has ever been in the program. My friend Kirisitina won the award of being 'The Virus' and was given a fancy french dinner for hitting 5000 points in five minutes. Ashleigh was awarded 'Treasure Seeker' when she had proudly collected the five sacred platinum wings from hidden areas, and for that, she got free passes to Disneyland. I didn't know that there were things hidden in the complex!! scream Anita was given 'The Noble Cross' for covering my butt(Wow, thanks Nida), and was given a voucher for something i can't remember. Then it was my turn. I was awarded 'Leader's Law' for leadership and committment to the program. I was that committed? Wow.
I won....
something...
I can't remember....
Its all a blur...
And then I woke up. ----------- Sidenote: I reminded myself on that day, never to regard Halle Berry on your 'I-want-to-meet-these-celebrities' wishlist.
Lilbud · Mon Dec 25, 2006 @ 10:05am · 1 Comments |
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