Today I joined a local event called "Halloween". I am told it is based off ancient superstition, but through my observations I have concluded that the celebration is invented by shopkeepers. Shopkeepers give out candy to create larger waistlines in the general populations. The shopkeepers then use this devious plot to make a profit by selling excercise products during New Years when most Gaians create "resolutions" to become thinner. Ingenious plot, and quite clever as the average Gaian would never realize these money-making schemes.
During Halloween, I was told that I should join a "faction" and participate in festivities. I clicked on one out of curiosity and was transformed into this strange green creature. I soon found myself craving hugs and brains which is very unlike my usual cravings. I do find that it has advantages though. For example; I can stay up MUCH later doing research, my skin has a nice olive glow, and I can see very well in the dark (perfect for exploring those dark tombs and archaeological sites). I feel my affliction is somewhat similar to Blue Cyprus' condition. She's rather pale and sensetive to bright light as well and also has strange cravings. More on these symptoms later. Perhaps a cure can be obtained.
Glad Rags · Fri Oct 24, 2008 @ 01:11pm · 0 Comments |