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Retards Attempting Poetry. ^THIS IS NOT AN ARGUEMENT^
I don't know who coined this phrase, but he is the dumbest of the dumb. A veritable sultan of stupidity. I can't tell you how many times I've seen this s**t line on this site. The writers of this line usually try to justify it by saying, "Raps 4 fags lol" or something equally intelligent. Rarely can they make a coherent arguement at all regarding their standpoint. If they were talking about anything else Gaians would flock to call them stupid. But, unfortunately, it has become cool to make these dumbass statements.
Here's something: Why is all rock about emo fagmonsters bitching about their rich white people problems?
Suddenly I'm the one in the wrong. Does nobody see the double standard. It's baffling because normally these people are posessed of more intelligence than this. Someone PM me and explain why people are so stupid.
PS: I would have thought this was obvious, but just to clear things up I DON'T think all rock is "about emo fagmonsters bitching about rich white people problems." It was purposefully hypocritical.
Blud Alchemist · Tue Jul 11, 2006 @ 08:11pm · 5 Comments |
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Gaiancyclopedia Chapter Two: N00bs |
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This is probably the most commonly mentioned group in Gaia, and a few people are confused on what the term means. A n00b is not simply someone new to the site. Those people are generally known as newbies or simply newbs. A n00b is altogether more sinister.
Similarly to "cool" Gaians, n00b is a large umbrella. However, n00bs share several traits with one another. N00bs are quite possibly the most ignorant group of people in Gaia. They often type in leet-speak, and often refuse to stop when one good-naturedly informs them that they are making themselves out to be quite stupid. For reasons unknown, a great many of them actively pursue "cyber" sex, an altogether more boring version of the real thing. I have attempted to find out why "cyber" sex is so appealing to n00bs, however none answered my topic. Presumably they were too stupid to find it, or were afraid of getting called out.
N00bs are particularly easy to find. Just look for the Gaian who omits all periods, commas, quotation marks, etc. Basic grammar is far too confusing for their feeble minds. Grammar isn't the only part of language that eludes the n00b. Spelling is equally challenging, if not more so. Once you reach multi-syllabic words you have plumbed the depths of the n00b's tenuous grasp of their spoken language. They can easily be found in the topics involving "all girl" locations, where boys apparently are supposed to sneak in. There are several variations of this used for topics, but it is all basically the same in substance.
I could name all of the n00bs in Gaia, but honestly I don't have the time or the willpower. Besides, they are easy to find. N00bs, according to their names and the things they have said to me, are a pretty violent and nasty bunch. I might even be scared of them right now if I wasn't so sure the no n00b could read this far without their head exploding. In that I am fortunate, because there are enough of them that I might be overwhelmed.
Blud Alchemist · Mon Jul 10, 2006 @ 10:36pm · 0 Comments |
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Gaiancyclopedia Chapter One: Cool People & Anti-Cool People |
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For those who couldn't tell, I smushed "Gaian" and "encyclopedia" together to make the subject. This is important as it tells you (the reader) what I am about to embark on. (This will be several entries long)
I am going to make an list of every type of Gaian there is. Naturally I'm going to forget some types, and it's up to you to remind me. Let's go, shall we?
1. Cool People- I decided to kick off this little encyclopedia with one of the rarest types of Gaians. Cool people are few and far between here in Gaialand. They are generally wealthy,however they dress differently from the staggering opulence of the "rich" Gaians. That is to say, "cool" gaians will usually have a couple of rare items on their person, but do not cover their bodies in one-of-a-kind rares.
These are the people who talk to you when you speak in their threads (by talk I mean actually attempt to engage you in conversation, not simply a reply). They will do so even if you are clearly poor. These are the people who donate to you when you don't beg. These are the people who use "please" and "thank you". There are several different ways to identify cool people, but I look for the people who are literate, rational, and able to hold conversations with you no matter what you happen to be talking about you. An excellent example of the "cool" Gaian is Carnivorous_Caribou. I was only in contact with her for a short while, yet she strongly gave off the vibes that you'll be able to sense in any "cool" Gaian. The vibes cannot be described in text, but you should know it when you feel it. Because people can be "cool" for many different reasons, it is quite difficult to create one unified description of the "cool Gaian". Easier to define is the "anti-cool" Gaian.
2. The "anti-cool" Gaian is not to be confused with Gaians who are not cool. Most Gaians aren't cool. However, the "anti-cool" tries to be cool, and fails in the process, coming off as just mean. You might know them as "elitist shitheads", which accurately describes the "anti-cool". "Anti-cool" Gaians can be most easily found by this emoticon-> stare Anyone who abuses that emoticon is probably "anti-cool". Just by looking at it one can see the personality of the "anti-cool" Gaian. The supremely arrogant, holier-than-thou, judgemental, and just generally annoying one insulting any Gaian who fails their personality test: that is the "anti-cool" Gaian. It is best to ignore all that they say, because it is rarely useful.
Blud Alchemist · Mon Jul 10, 2006 @ 08:41pm · 3 Comments |
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So you can pretty much disregard everything I've said in my past entries. A lot of things have changed since my past entries. I mean, I'm pretty much Chris 2.0. I'm smarter, nicer, funnier...pretty much better all around. I've even retained my incredible good looks. In fact, I may even be more handsome now. If I had a scanner, I'd show you. Unfortunately, I don't, so you'll just have to make do with imagination. Just take Denzel Washington, and make him one hundred times more handsome, and you'll come close to imagining what I'm like.
So anyway, I'm back (maybe for good this time), and things look a lot different now. I'm resuming my quest to change my username, so if you'd like to help out feel free to donate. Even a little would help. I'm not begging, mind you, but if you're sitting back wondering what you're going to do with all this gold you've got I know one Gaian who'd love a new name.
Blud Alchemist · Fri Jul 07, 2006 @ 12:35am · 0 Comments |
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I'm back. I can't seem to keep up on Gaia but I show up every so often. So...How is everyone. Especially mcs. How R U? I fellin' hyper! I am teh roxorz! GAH!
Now that that's over, I'm back on my art quest. So if you've got some time and art skillz, I'd lov some art. Art is so luverly.
And now for my new journal stuff. Earlier today i pretended i was a mongoose. Then I remembered i have no idea what a mongoose is, except that i think it's small and rodentlike. Anyone wanna tell me what a mongoose is?
Blud Alchemist · Mon May 22, 2006 @ 08:56pm · 1 Comments |
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Entry! Entry!
Yeah-yeah!
So. Entry. I just read Hellsin v.7. And it was cool. Seras Victoria stopped being such a b***h and finally got around to drinking some blood. She also grated someones head.
Yeah. Argentarius is a little punk with stupid hair. Nobody likes him. I hope he reads this, although he probably can't cause of his mental problems.
Yeah. Music is dumb and stagnant. Specifically, like, rap. It sucks balls now. Damn you, D4L, Pretty Ricky, B5...other stupid people.
My friend stephen just played this button clicking game. Clicked the button 4,000 times straight. He has no friends.
Ha-Ha. Wait. Let me rephrase that.
My person in school whom I leech money off of stephen just played this button clicking game. Clicked the button 4,000 times straight. He has no friends.
Better.
EDIT: I'm sorry, stephen has a whole TWO friends. Good for him. Lets all have a moment to praise stephen for this monumental accomplishment.
And Matt sucks, blows, sits on, and generally loves c**k. Lets all throw rocks at him.
Blud Alchemist · Wed Nov 16, 2005 @ 01:29pm · 2 Comments |
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Once again I dont have much to say. Usually I solve that problem by not saying anything. However this time I chose to write anyway.
Sooo...
I want art. Pretty art makes me happy. So I'm gonna go look for some art. It'll be awesome.
More on this and other news later...
Blud Alchemist · Thu Aug 04, 2005 @ 04:51am · 3 Comments |
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I haven't made a journal entry in forever. So...here are things I like to say:
1. That's what your mom said 2. That's what she said. 3. IN BED! 4. Stupid people piss me off. 5. GO HOME! 6. Why don't you go play "Hide and go ******** Yourself" EDIT: Forgot to say: Courtesy of Matt 7. I beat off to ___. 8. Don't condescend to me, you little s**t. 9. Don't hate on my 3 inches of fury. 10. Actually, it's more like 2.75 inches of fury. I rounded up crying 11.And it's made out of porcelain 12. I'll slap you with 1.5 inches of limp d**k. 13. When I rule the world, you will die slowly twisted 14. I don't say, "When pigs fly" anymore. I lost $200 that way.
MORE COMING SOON!!!
Blud Alchemist · Mon May 30, 2005 @ 09:01pm · 4 Comments |
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