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For everyone's enjoyment, I shall type La Vie Boheme
In its entirety
From memory
Accompanied by random pictures I got off Google Images
Ready
Go!
Waiter: No, please no
Not tonight, please no biggrin LLt04_Ago3vLM:www.weirdspot.com/images/uploads/horse2legs.jpg" /> Mister, can't you go?
Not tonight, can't have a scene
Roger: What? Waiter: No, please go, you - hello, sir!
I said no, important customer
Mark: What am I, just a blur?
Waiter: You sit all night, you never buy
Mark: That's a lie, that's a lie
I had a tea the other day
Waiter: You couldn't pay!
Mark: Oh yeah...
Collins: Benjamin Coffin III? Here?
Waiter: Oh no...
Bohemians: Wine and beer!
Maureen: The enemy of Avenue A
We'll stay
Waiter: Oy vey!
Collins: What brings a mogul in his own mind to the Life Cafe?
Benny: I would like to propose a toast
To Maureen's noble try
It went well
Maureen: Go to hell!
Benny: Was the yuppie scum stomped?
Not counting the homeless,
How many tickets weren't comped? razz vuXBo_N5uvD2M:www.alphatickets.com/football-tickets/NFL/ford-field.gif" /> Roger: Why did Muffy -
Benny: Alison
Roger: Miss the show?
Benny: There was a death in the family, if you must know
Angel: Who died?
Benny: Our akita... mad Y4okJ8F4DqRIM:wahkeen.net/present/ch_drifter.jpg" /> Roger and Mark: Evita!
Benny: Mimi, I'm surprised
A bright and charming girl like you biggrin 8NN1KyyyvYncM:www.visitor.ru/eng/magazine_people/images/rishkinaB.jpg" /> Hangs out with these slackers
Who don't adhere to deals!
They make fun, but I am the one
Attempting to do some good
Or do you really want a neighborhood
Where people piss on your stoop every night?
Bohemia, Bohemia
Is a fallacy in your head
This is Calcutta
Bohemia is dead
Mark: Dearly beloved,
We gather here to say our goodbyes
Here she lies mad Ksxj9VdpZiG4M:weekly.ahram.org.eg/1999/456/tr1.jpg" /> No one knew her worth
The late, great daughter of mother earth
On this night when we celebrate the birth
In that little town of Bethlehem,
We raise our glass
You bet your a** to
La vie boheme
All: La vie boheme
Mark: To days of inspiration,
Playing hooky,
Making something out of nothing,
The need to express, to communicate
To going against the grain,
Going insane, going mad
To loving tension,
No pension,
To more than one dimension,
To starving for attention,
Hating convention,
Hating pretension
Not to mention, of course, hating dear old mom and dad
To riding your bike midday past the three-piece suits
To fruits
To no absolutes
To Absolut
To choice
To the Village Voice
To any passing fad
To being an us, for once
Instead of a them
All: La Vie Boheme
Maureen: Is the equipment in a pyramid?
Joanne: It is, Maureen
Maureen: The mixer doesn't have a case biggrin t0itZOFVb_pUM:www.protect-cases.co.uk/images/Small%2520mixer%2520case.jpg" /> Don't give me that face!
Hey, mister,
She's my sister
Waiter: So, that's five miso soup
Four seaweed salad
Three soy burger dinner
Two tofu dog platter
And one pasta with meatless balls
Roger: Ew!
Collins: It tastes the same
Mimi: If you close your eyes...
Waiter: And thirteen orders of fries
Is that it here?
All: Wine and beer!
[ Amputated Freckle ] · Sat Mar 18, 2006 @ 08:41am · 1 Comments |
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I have the stuffs now .____.
Except for the bag
Which I may end up giving up on
In pursuit of cooler items O:
[ Amputated Freckle ] · Fri Nov 04, 2005 @ 04:18am · 0 Comments |
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My quest had been going splendidly 3nodding
Next the bouncy antennae, which should take a looong time .__.
And then to find out how much the stockings cost and get them
And then... dundundunnnn!
The :B Paper Bag
[ Amputated Freckle ] · Tue Oct 18, 2005 @ 06:22am · 0 Comments |
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My quest Bug catching net - 100 Ghosty - 100 Elegant Blue Ribbon - 1000 Dress of the Swan - 1250 Noise Maka - 1200 Red Candy Striped Stockings - 555 Coon Tail - 2700 Bouncy Antennae - 5000 :B Paper Bag (hoo-wee, this is the big'un) - 40,000!
[ Amputated Freckle ] · Sat Oct 15, 2005 @ 09:14am · 0 Comments |
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Everyone's always bringin' us down Cuz we don't know our mom and our dad flee town But we da bastards We da masters And I proud
Cuz bein' a b*****d aint nothin to be ashamed Cuz people call you names Ya just pop a cap in dey a** fa sho So they know We da bastards We da masters And I proud
Heh... my wangsta rap attempt
b*****d PRIDE
I stupid tonights bcuz sleep = 0
and im like ._______o
TEH SHEEEEEEPS
[ Amputated Freckle ] · Fri Oct 14, 2005 @ 10:17am · 0 Comments |
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I love MSN Messenger heart
And commenting on Oregon Trail always makes for an interesting conversation rofl
Alexa's Official Sexy Manlady: since im technically a b*****d, alexa's always like, MIRANDAS A b*****d! Alexa's Official Sexy Manlady: and im like, b*****d PRIDE! Alexa's Official Sexy Manlady: i should have a b*****d Pride Parade XD
Alexa's Official Sexy Manlady: oh noes! teh mosquito!
Meepa: Forage! quickly!!! Meepa: gather herbs and berries for to eat upon! Alexa's Official Sexy Manlady: i keel teh goat Meepa: O NOES THE POOR GOATY!
Alexa's Official Sexy Manlady: SPARE MONIES FOR A N00B Alexa's Official Sexy Manlady: HOW I MINE FOR FISH
Meepa: O___o j00 r gonna die! Alexa's Official Sexy Manlady: YESSSSSSS Alexa's Official Sexy Manlady: A TRADER Meepa: O_O j00 r g0nn@ D13!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 Alexa's Official Sexy Manlady: trader gots no foods -_- Meepa: J00 r g0nn@ D13!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111 Alexa's Official Sexy Manlady: w00t bacon for 3 pair socks Meepa: sp@r3 s0m3 f00d f0r @ p00r n00b? Alexa's Official Sexy Manlady: oh yeah Alexa's Official Sexy Manlady: veggies and meat veggies and meat Meepa: 1 c@nn07 w1n 7h1s b@77l3 s0 l37 m3 g0 nd 1nf3c7 07h3rs w17h m@ n00bn3$$ Alexa's Official Sexy Manlady: OH NOES NO HAVE TEH FRUITS Meepa: 73h fr007z @r3 v3ry 1mp0r7@n7. Alexa's Official Sexy Manlady: pfft some n00b wants to trade bullets for a rifle -_- Meepa: h@v3 j00 7r13d hun71ng f0r 73h fr007s? Alexa's Official Sexy Manlady: how i mine for fruits Alexa's Official Sexy Manlady: i keel teh bear Meepa: m@k3 sur3 j00 h@v3 pl3n7y 0f bull37s, 7h0s3 fr007z c@n b3 r3@lly 7r1ckky. Meepa: biggrin l0l j00 t3h funneh!
And it goes on.
Amuseriffic.
Yay for teh assorted quotes
[ Amputated Freckle ] · Wed Oct 12, 2005 @ 12:07am · 0 Comments |
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