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Test 1
Q1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?








Correct Answer

Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.

This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.



Q2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?









Wrong Answer:

Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.

Correct Answer:

Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.

This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.



Q3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend, except one. Which animal does not attend?









Correct Answer:

The elephant, since it is still in the refrigerator.

This tests your memory.

Even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.



Q4. There is a river you must cross, but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?









Correct Answer:

You swim across. All of the crocodiles are attending the meeting!

This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
The slower the pictures move, the better your ability of handling stress.

Test 2

All you need is a blank piece of paper and a writing instrument.

Now, draw a pig.

If the pig is drawn:


Toward the top of the paper, you are positive and optimistic.

Toward the middle, you are a realist.

Toward the bottom, you are pessimistic and have a tendency to behave negatively.

Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates (birthdays, etc.)

Facing right, you are innovative and active, but don't have a strong sense of family, nor do you remember dates.

Facing front (looking at you), you are direct, enjoy playing devil's advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions.

With many details, you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful.

With few details, you are emotional and naive, you care little for details and are a risk-taker.

Test 3
You go into a toilet and there are 9 urinals/cubicles all available as shown below: Which one would you choose?

Gentlemen:


The behavior of men in choosing urinals is different from that of women choosing restroom stalls, according to some reports. Whereas more women prefer stalls in the middle section, men prefer urinals to either end of the line, obviously hoping to draw as little attention as possible. Those men who actually choose urinals in the middle (4, 5, or 6) seem to be less self-conscious and less likely to succumb to external influence or pressure.

Ladies


Women who choose stalls 1-3 are more flexible and can adjust to a new situation quickly. These women tend to be direct and straightforward, and they would not hesitate as much as others when confronted with decision-making.

Women who choose stalls 4-6 are cautious, moderate, balanced. They refrain from going to extremes and generally want to feel safe.

Women who choose stalls 7-9 have a stronger sense of ones' own space; they would not mind going a little deeper into the corners, where it's less likely that they'll be disturbed, even though other women would consider such positions more "dangerous" ones.

Test 4
You have been traveling through the desert for days. You are tired and water is running low. You have with you the following five animals:
A cow
A lion
A monkey
A horse
A sheep
You only have a limited amount of water left - not enough for you and all your animals to escape. If you run out of water all of you will die in the desert.

You realize that if you are to make it out of the desert at all, you are going to have to make a tough decision. You are going to have to leave one of the animals behind so that the rest of you may live.

Which animal do want to leave behind?

You have four animals left. The desert is burning up! It goes on for miles. Your water supply is running even lower than you first thought. You realize, to get out, you are going to have leave another animal behind.

Which one do you leave behind?

You have three animals left. You reach the oasis but it has dried up! You have no choice but to leave another animal behind.

Which one do you leave behind?

You only have two animals left. It's a long hot walk. You can see the edge of the desert on the horizon. Unfortunately, you don't have enough water left for three. You can only leave the desert with one animal.

Which one do you leave behind?

Congratulations! The two of you made it out of the desert!
Analysis

Each of the animals represent the following aspects of your life.

The cow represents basic needs.
The lion represents pride.
The monkey represents your children.
The horse represents your passion
The sheep represents friendship.

The order in which you sacrifice the animals might be said to represent the importance of these things to you. The one that you sacrificed first is the least important. The one that you kept is the most important and represents what you would hold on to at the expense of everything else.





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These are all the icons (that i like) that I've found on photobucket. cusing is in
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ANSWERS:
1-coil, 2-dolphins, 3-bunnies, 4-kangeroo, 5-the word 'nico'(or nice...), 6-the birds pop out, 7-a trumpet, 8-a rose, 9-E=mc squared, 10-a fishy, 11-dancers, 12-eqypt scene, 13-king kong,14-'thinker', 15-dolphins, 16-pistol, 17- the words 'you just lost the game', 18-turkeys, 19-hand with 2 fingers up, 20-super man emblem, 21- the words 'stop wasting your time' and 'get a life', 22-photobucket emblem!, 23-the balls pop out, 24-teapot, 25-the word 'poop', 26-scorpian, 27-atom, 28-sandals,29-the snow pops out, 30-just a beach, 31-heart, 32-the things pop out





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