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Red Beck Hoe
ICP

"Rapping to this b***h with a red neck
A red neck, that ******** red neck
Rapping to this b***h with a red neck
A down south b***h with a red-a** neck"

[Violent J]
b***h, you gotta red neck
But you look kinda straight so I'm bout to step
Heard you like ******** in pig pens
You never seen boys, so you ******** your girlfriends
b***h, I know you's a ho
So let me ******** you with my big toe
Cuz I don't care what them hicks can do
s**t, I can ******** like a chicken hawk too
b***h, we can take a walk
But I hate the way you ********' hillbillies talk
So keep your filthy a** mouth shut
And don't say s**t, nasty slut
b***h, I wanna hit it
So I can drop your a** in a New York minute
But you quick to act like you didn't know
Like you didn't know, that I'm a jigglo, you didn't know
b***h, we can sit on the porch
Swing in a chair, I don't ******** care
But then it's to the sac, to the sac we go
I'm finna ******** this red neck ho

[Chorus (2x)]
b***h, you's a ho
And ho you's a b***h
Everybody knows that you's a...
Funky funky b***h

"Rapping to this b***h with a red neck
A ******** red neck, a red-a** neck
Rapping to this b***h with a red neck
Said a mop-top corn stalk red-a** neck"

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
b***h, it's 2 Dope
Before I threw you this d**k, I throw you some soap
Cuz you been in the barn all day
Milking cows and ******** with hay
b***h, if you let me hit
I don't care, you can play your Wayne Newton s**t
I can take a little Conway Twitty
While I'm sucking on red neck tittie
b***h, I go down south
With a piece of wheat hanging out my mouth
And sport a funky-a** straw hat
But after I hit ******** THAT!
b***h, I from the big city
And I'm finna fall asleep on your big tittie
Yeah, it's the farmer's daughter
But I ain't gonna ******** in no swamp water
b***h, drop your overalls
And we ******** in the back of a horse stall
You're the ugly b***h I know
But I still ******** ya, red neck ho

[Chorus (2x)]

[Esham]
My ratsaw can't even hang
With the wicked s**t you've done
You go lynching with your gang
On a brother or a Mexican
********, this s**t may never quite
Bigots may never learn
I'll cut your ******** throat out, bigot
Now it's your turn
Bigots in the north seem to get respect
You know I'd choke that greasy neck
Step to the left, step to the right
In my piece, and I'll ******** your face up
b***h, cuz I don't sleep
I said "******** you, b***h, I don't sleep"
In the south there's a lot of good faces
But s**t, I'm gat on a ******** racists

[Violent J]
b***h, I can't tell from where I'm at
But it looks like your neck is red, ******** that
I'm about to step
So I can say I ******** a ho with a red neck

[Chorus (9x)]

I need to sleep

The Shaggy Show
ICP

[Announcer:]
From Southwest Detroit, deep within some island's industrial
waste depositories, it's Shaggyyyyyyyyyy Tiiiiime!

[Shaggy 2 Dope:]
Hey! How ya doin down there? I've got mice here!
Alright! What up y'all? Welcome to the show
I'm Shaggy, like you don't ******** know
This is my sidekick, Fat Pat
He goes "Ha ha ha ha", and all a that (That's right!)
Anyhow, on my way here I almost died
This b***h in front of me was like a hundred and five
They worry about drunks, and late night truckers
Old a** bitches try to kill ******** (Ha ha ha ha)
This lady's got her left blinker on for an hour or more
Then she makes a right into my side door
This comedy s**t's gettin old
The game is to be sold, not to be told
Oh yeah, you can feel the excitment right?
SNOOP DOGG is with us tonight
That's what I'm sayin
On the Shaggy Show, s**t we ain't playin
And that ain't it, also on the show
Another ******** that well, some of you know
You see him with me a lot, he's like a brother
Violent J's in this ********
(I like that kid Violent J)
Hey Moe! (What's up?)
How ya doin today? (Just great Shags!)
That's great, now let's give a hand
To Mickey Clark and the Gangsta Fun Band!
We'll be right back with Violent J

[Announcer: (Playa hata smile ]
Do your homies have money? Are you broke? (Yeah.)
Do bitches look at you like some kind of joke?
(Straight up!)
There's nothing you can do but get your PHD.
(Playa hata's degree?) That's right!
(Aw hell yeah!)
Player Haters Academy, located on Wellfarm, in Detroit
Offers the finest in player hation tactics.
(Yeah that's right!) Such as the b***h hater:
(Hey man, ******** that fine a** b***h!)
Or the look shooker:
(Yo b***h I might be ugly, at least I ain't got no money!)
Or the never ending shooting star:
(Just cuz he got a car he wanna be drivin that b***h!)
Get your PHD and join a nation of player hation!
(Word up!)

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Ok, my first guest, he's nutty as hell
He just served a half a year in the county jail
Now he's back, for now at least
Hey Violent J's in this b***h a** piece!

[Violent J]
What up y'all? (What up?) What's happenin?
It's been six months and my d**k ain't havin it
If I don't hurry up and get me some a**
I might bust this nut on your tv glass!
Anyway, been workin on my brand new s**t
A brand new group with my homies Twisted
It's called Dark Lotus, s**t I play somethin for y'all???
Hell naw

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Now I been hearin a little of this and that
About you havin some kind of a panic attack
Tell us, uh, is it true?
And when you have one, what the ******** do you do?

[Violent J]
Well, I'll be sittin there enjoyin a coffee
And then all of a sudden, I'm like GET OFF ME!
Then I start chokin off pedestrians
Until they give me my shot of calliphilestrian
But that's all over now, it's old hat
I'm a perfectly normal necrophiliac
Just don't test me or pull strings, forget it
I might grab your neck and do bad things with it!

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Well on that note, thank you J (Sure)
For real, what's up with poppin one of those Soloquium pills?
Take your a** backstage and relax (I'm straight)
Snoop Dogg is comin up next!
Stay right here, we'll be right back!

[Weird guy:]
I like my chili hot. As a matter of fact I like my chili so God damn hot
that you can cook a hog's a** in a spoonful.
When a workin man such as myself wants a little hot fixin, I reach for
that bottle of momma's God Damn Hot Chili.
Smooth tender chunks with chili beans filled with momma's hot b*****d
bacon bits, and drizzled with just the right amount of thick savory sauce,
drippin with noodle nuggets and Teaxs tough onions.
Mmmm mmmm that's hot, God Damn Hot.
Ask for it by name.

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Thanks fellas! Alright yo, we're back
My next guest pioneered the sound in rap
He's come a long way from the LBC
Please welcome Snoop D-O-double G!

[Snoop Dogg]
Look up in the sky, it's a bird it's a plane
It's the big dog y'all, ******** with the Insane
Clowns, get down *****, I represent the town
Ay yo Violent J let's go half on this pound
I stay gangsta like Vaughn, I dropped a bomb
They call me Snoop Dogg and I can raise your arm
So any MC that disagree with me
Step up and watch your ******** a** meet defeat

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Snoop? (What?) Now you got platinum on your walls
While other fools stare and, scratch their balls (What?)
They wanna be like you, they wanna try to steal your flow
Now (What up?) Yo, why is that so?

[Snoop Dogg]
It's like everywhere I look, and everywhere I go
Some b***h a** ***** tryin to steal my flow
But I don't pay em no attention
Oh, should I mention?
I'm all about the money and ridin in cars with suspension
Bouncin, bankin up corners smokin dough
Smokin that weed, hangin out with my locs and folks
Don't give a ******** about nothin at all
That's why I'm known to the world as big ******** Snoop Dogg
*****

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Snoop Dogg everybody!
Now we gotta bring a close to the party
(Already? What?)
Thanks Violent J (Sure) My loc
And thanks Snoop for that bag of smoke (Get down)
Join us next time for the show
We'll have that one b***h from Letters to Cleo
(Granny!) That's it for now, I'm out this b***h
Ay yo Gangsta Funk, show em how you got rich!

House of Horrs
ICP

"Hey there, do you like excitement?" (yeah)
"Do you like suspense?" (uh huh)
"Do you like Nel Carter?" (no)
"Good cuz you won't find her here, this is the house of horrors
And for you it's absolutely free, step right in" (thanks)
"Say no more stupid a**, your face says enough"

[Violent J]
Woboogawoo WAAA!! Welcome to the House of Horrors
Were you born in a barn, shut the ******** door
You see, damn, cuz I'm about to scare you
Blubablubabluba, okay now I dare you
Close your eyes, open up your mouth, and count to ten
Don't wanna, huh, cuz you know my nuts are going in
I'm twisted, I'll cut your finger off, and stick in your butt
Awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and glue it shut
This is when I get crazy, lemme show you something
Brrrr! You know what that means, it don't mean nothin, haha
But it scared you cuz people don't be doing that s**t
But me brrr! b***h brrr! I'm all about it (brrrr!!!)
Guess what I'm a serial killer, it's a bad habit
I killed Tony, Lucky Charms, the silly rabbit, UH!
Cut the lights, see that s**t, I'm glowing
Alright, I'm done, turn em back, wait, where you going?
Welcome to the house of horrors

[Chorus (1x)]
Comes from within me
Comes from within me, horrors, eh

"Honey, I'm not having a good time"
"I know. Come on, this must be the way out."

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Hey, what the ********, come here guys, grab a chair
Don't mind me drinkin' my beer in my underwear
Come on, let's play some cardback, I just gotta story
"Hey keep it down in there Shaggs, what the hell?" sorry
Look at that s**t, "what?", you almost got me grounded
I'm a have to take your forehead and pound it
I'll bend you over and tie you up to a pole
And stretch your nuts back and fling em up your butthole
I'm a phantom, listen to me, ahhhhh
That didn't do it? How about this? AHHHH!!!!
I'm so scary, they call me Joey Terrifying
Did you know that?, "yeah", no you didn't I was lying

"I represent Igors
I'm yelling in town
I'm coming out of southwest
WICKED CLOWNS!!!"

[Violent J]
Bathroom? yeah, it's right there down the hall
Don't flush it though, I'll make dinner for you all
(mumbles) I'm possessed too
Wait a minute, eh, don't leave me yet, hey!
Welcome to the House of Horrors

[Chorus (2x)]

"Honey?"
"What?"
"I'm scared"
"I know, sweety, come on"

[Violent J]
Jump Steady, Nate the Mack, lemme tell you something
With Billy Bill and Rude Boy, what about em, nothing
They're my boys, I just had to give em props
And together we form the cyclops
Hahahahaha look at you, haha, you're a b***h
Should I let your a** go? hahahaha, no
I'll let your b***h out, but you get the bone
Run along sugar tits, he ain't coming home

"Don't let the door hit you where the good lord split you, b***h"

Item List:
Gold Mountain Blue Vest And Shirt
Gold Mountain Uniform Pants
Royal Cloak Blue
Royal Crown Blue
Royal Scepter Silver
The Family Jewels onyx

Estimated Total: 0 Gold, 610,500 Tickets
(Estimated with known item values on 29 October 2006)

Ya Neden's Haunted
ABK

Motha ********
Get away from here while you still have the chance. Go, run, ahhhhh
BLAAAAM! Up in the club
Eastside, hoo ride, true juggalo scrub
They know me up in valet parking
They know me don't be parking there cause they charging
Where the ******** these bitches at?
I be the Anybody Killa with the gitchy sack
I'ma smoke where I wanna smoke, ******** THAT!
Snake skin hatchet gear with the alphabet hat, beyotch
I'm ready bring all these hoes
Sick of hood rats at party stos
Everybody knows, I'm heading down town
At the shelter, St. Andrews, underground
I want a gothic b***h i don't know, all leather
To come and ******** this thug when I'm on the teather
I'm like Cinderella cause I'm on the clock
So I'm asking for the p***y right up on the spot
I'm like..
"What up you little freaky gothic b***h? You ever ******** a juggalo killa before?"
"Look, I have a haunted neden."
"s**t! It's all in the good. I got a haunted d**k piece, besides, it's raining diamonds. I ain't scared"
Haunted schmaunted
b***h, you know I like the wicked s**t you ain't got to flaunt it
Let's head to your crib, you can jibber-jab
We'll head upstairs and I'll give it a stab
She took her panties off and the door shut behind me
Oh yeah, her neden's haunted, don't remind me
Her panties were scary though I will admit
With the tag reading woolworth's 1986
I almost needed a crowbar, a hammer, and a pile driver
Just to get my ******** nub up inside her
She had bush for acres, unexplored terrain
By the time I finished cutting it it growed again
Bend her legs back and used a wood chipper
Shaved the first half down and quickly flipped her
Ok, now spread your legs, ahhhhhhh vimpire bat
bring it, rats, b***h you got a haunted a**
(Chorus)
Your neden's haunted, you got parasites and poltergeists
Your neden's haunted, with that demon neden you ain't right
Your neden's haunted, you been ******** frankenstein and them
Your neden's haunted, please go get that s**t an exorcism
Bats flying out of her puss, so what?
My dead homie Blaze be doing that with his butt
I'm still ******** her (You got a jimmy?)
Do I got one?
I'm rocking a lumpy indian witch doctor condom
I can hop a landmine wearing that s**t
It might blow my a** up but wouldn't scratch my d**k
s**t I challenge your ghost, I got ghosts of my own
So b***h open a portal, walk and bring that s**t home
******** this b***h was like ******** Anna Nicole Smith
Just a fat dumbass silly ******** dumb b***h
Nothing more, nothing less
I pulled the snappy off and I aimed for her chest
The only ghost she had right about then
Was the mysterious white orbs I left on her chin
That night I'm sleeping giving the d**k rest
When it ******** came alive, my s**t was possessed
Your nuts, we want your nuts
We'll itch and scratch and bite your nuts
Your nuts we, want your nuts
Please don't, please ******** dirty butts (Repeat)
(Chorus)
Your neden's haunted, you got parasites and poltergeists
Your neden's haunted, with that demon neden you ain't right
Your neden's haunted, you been ******** frankenstein and them
Your neden's haunted, please go get that s**t an exorcism
Lyrics Directory > ABK > Ya Neden's Haunted

hi I love FF10

Stardusk
Twiztid

Im not here now, gimme a call back, leave me a message
tell me what the ******** is goin on, Alright peace.

Oh my god, I just had a ********' dream about this s**t
called 'Stardust', dog. Me and you are gonna change
the world, We're gonna be the new Ron Popeil. Our
commercials on every channel, I'm telling you this
s**t is ********'.... And did uh, Lavel call you talking
about a place to stay or something? I think he said
he's gonna kill his moms, man call me back dog.

[Madrox]
Step right up, ladies and gentlemen have a seat
I'm about to show you a product, everyone is sure to need
This product I have right here, is small and light in weight
And can be concealed in any handbag or briefcase
Stardust
We're not sure just what it does
But the response has been overwhelming, from clients that tell us
"If it wasn't for this here product and so on...."
Man, there's so many letters, and they go on and on
It's a miracle in a bottle, and it sells itself
If you got problems in life, this here product can help
This opportunity is golden, I'm holding in my hand
The key to a brand new life, for those who have a shilling or two
And been compelled by the product
And intrigued, about what it can do for you
Honest, it's the last case I got, and when they're gone, they're gone
Take a chance with stardust, it'll fix whatever's wrong

[Chorus x2]
Nothing can be better than this
It only cost what you're spending on it
It's absolutely not a hustle or fraud
You're either buying, or you're moving along

[Monoxide]
What's this ya ask, I can't say
'Cause what I'm selling here today, effects each in a different way
And I'd be glad to give you a little sample, but a dabble isn't ample
And plus if people see, then I get trampled
Grab hold of my hand ma'am, and walk with me
Don't go hiding in the back, and try to talk to me
I can see 'em start to well up in your eyes
Like raindrops falling from the sky, give it a try
And how about you,
Ain't ya sick of being picked on for nothing?
Well I'm gonna tell you what to do,
Ain't you sick of being pushed, hit, kicked, and even spit on
Well get you some of this, and then tell them haters to get on
Now I been living off the stuff,
That we been selling for some time now
And look at me, I'm finer than a line now
I didn't come to pull the wool over your eyes,
But if you're looking for a change, then it's finally arrived

[Chorus x2]

[Madrox & Monoxide]
Come with us as we embark, on a tale of a
salesman-slash-hustler
'Cause if you got money, you're a potential customer
Have you ever seen something unbelievable in your life?
Probably not, but people are ready to buy
Anything, from anybody, any time at all
Snake oils, wristwatch, stardust, he got it all
And it's all half off, and everything has to go
It's a limited time offer, 'cause funds are running real low
Before you wake up, we're already gone
On our way, another town, another story evolves
And it's been done for so long, that I don't even feel wrong
It's second nature, it's as easy as just walking along
I never tie myself down, to anything I couldn't leave
In less than twenty seconds, and believe
I won't forget it, I'm just a hustler, you can trace it in my bloodlines
Ask them for the name of the greatest, I bet they say mine

[Chorus (repeats)]

Halls of Illusion
ICP

[Violent J]
Ticket please, thanks, walk through the door
Into the Halls Of Illusions, visit yours
And see what coulda and shoulda and woulda been real
But you had to ******** up tha whole deal

"Lets take a walk down the hallway
It's a long way it, it takes all day!"

And when you get to tha end, you'll find a chair
With straps and chains, we slap you in there
Lock you down tight so you can't move a thread
And pull your eyelids up over your head
Cuz you're about to witness an illusionary dream
It's just to bad it ain't what it seems

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
You walk in and see two kids on the floor
They playin Nintendo and he's got tha high score
And sittin behind them chillin in a chair
Is your wife, when ya look, oh, you ain't there
It's some other man in the hand in hand
Now she looks so happy you don't understand
See this is an illusion, it never came true
All because of you!

[Violent J]
Back to reality and what you're about
Your wife can't smile cuz ya knocked her teeth out
And she can't see straight from gettin hit
Cuz you're a fat ******** drunk piece of s**t
But it's all good here, come have a beer
I'll break the top off it and shove it in ya ear
And you're death comes wicked painful and slow
At tha hands of MILENKO!

[Chorus (2x)]
Great Milenko, wave your wand
Don't look now, your life is gone
This is all because of you
What you got yourself into

[Violent J]
Look who's next it's Mr. Clark
The dirty old man from the trailer park
You got your ticket? Thanks take your coat off
And later on, why not, I'll rip your throat off

"Lets take a walk down the hallway
It's a long way it, it takes all day"

And when you get to the end you'll find a chair
You see all the blood, yeah your boy was just here
We get all different kind of people comin through
Richies, chickens and bitches just like you
In the Halls everybody gets a turn
To sit and witness your illusion before you burn

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
What do we have here, oh yeah, no way
It looks like your kids and they okay
Your daughter's chillin up in college top grade
And your son's a ******** doctor, phat paid
They got families and kids and it's all good
They even coach little league in the neighborhood
Is this true have ya really seen tha holy ghost?
Nah, b***h, not even close!

[Violent J]
Back to reality your son's on crack
And your daughter's got nut stains on her back
And they both ******** smell like s**t
And live in the gutter and sell crack to each other
When they were kids you'd beat em and leave em home
And even whip em with the cord on the telephone
And that reminds me man hey ya gotta call
Watch your step to Hell...it's a long fall!

[Chorus (2x)]

[Violent J]
Ah, it's time to pack up and move to the next town
But we forgot Mr. Bigot, okay, dig it
We can't show you an illusion cuz we're all packed
But I'll still cut ya neck out, hows that?

[Chorus (4x)]