Sarcastic Ramblings of a Psychopath Let see now my mother took me to her office today as some kind of punishment or something like that Its more like sit in the corner and watch T.V. Yeah, like I couldn’t do that at home. Well here I sit with little interest either way. Mom’s in a meeting although I find it rather humorous that she had to tell me the numbers to call in cause of an accident. What could possible happen to me in the office of a safety professional what like out of nowhere I’m going to have some kind of freak stapler accident and end up pined bleeding to one of the desks with small puncture wounds all along my outer circumference. In which case, I promise not to bleed on the carpet. The coffee in the break room is okay, but there’s a universal stir that’s rather gross why can’t the military afford stirs stick or plastic spoons is this how far federal funding has been cut that everyone has to use the same ford as a stir. Yeah, a fork…let us not go there. This fork is submerged in a cup of water as a can only guess to be a failed attempt to enforce sanitation. Mom’s already had two coffee cups one she left in the car the other in her office. And she wonders why we don’t seem to have any cups at home I think the answer to this equation has something to do with the mountain of cups horded under her desk. Speaking of her desk would someone kindly explain to me why one of my mother’s desk drawers emits the smell of black lickerish although there is no black lickerish anywhere in the confines of the drawer. (I looked) Fangirls Fangirls are by far some of the most annoying and amusing creatures in the world. By definition a fangirl is a female that openly obsesses over a popular figure in the media mores often times male. These girls will stop at nothing to obtain their obsession or at least a piece of him. Fangirls normally travel in groups or packs of e or more they are almost never alone so don’t be fooled by a single decoy that will lure you into a autograph while the other approach for the pounce. Where they will rip from you, your clothing and your pride. For once they have your sent you are doomed until their next obsession comes along.
SilvanaKat · Wed Oct 24, 2007 @ 02:11am · 0 Comments |