brw73c3z:0="seriously guys, what the ******** Alparelle:[/color] who was oropher anyway?
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] thranduil's dad?
[color=darkblue]Glorfirith Anuun:[/color] Yes.
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] lol so maybe thranduil is orodreth's son
razz [color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] that would explain the hair
razz [color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] Lol
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] Maybe he's Finarfin's sixth son that Tolkien forgot about! :-O
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] nuuuu
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] not this one, michael
razz [color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] And he's not Sindarin, OBVIOUSLY. That's just a lie to throw the ninja-Dwarves off.
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] plus we said we cant give him anymore children
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] any more
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] Noooo. YOU said that. XP
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] but it's true!
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] he cant have as many children as feanor!
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] it's uncanon...
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] ((Rofl))
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] Feanor had EIGHT children. But one was a girl so they donated her to Morgoth.
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color]:-O!
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] Her name was... uhhh... Feanoriel.
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color]...yeah. Of course.
*snip*
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] why didnt tolkien tell us about feanoriel?
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] He thought that if people knew that Feanor donated a child to the Lord of Darkness, that poor Feanor, undeserving though he may be, would NEVER have any fans, and no one deserves that!
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] oh wow
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] yeah he's right
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] but i dont want thranduil for finarfin
razz [color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] See, I only know about Feanoriel because I have an aunt who has a friend who has a brother who has a wife who has a friend who knows Chris, so she gets to read the Secret Tolkien Papers.
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] All sorts of stuff that the Tolkien Estate won't release in them, like how Legolas had a crush on Durin's Bane.
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] wtfffffffff
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] i want to read the secret papers!
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] do they have finarfin in it!?
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] Oh yes.
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] T__T!
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] An entire cronicle of the War of Wrath, where Finarfin reveals himself as the BESTEST WARRIOR EVER and single-handedly wins the Battle of the Land of Willows.
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] oh, damn it, i was hoping he didnt go after all
razz [color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] There's also a very detailed piece on how Glorfindel became a distinguished master of pottery after he died.
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] is there anything about celebrimbor?
razz [color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] Finarfin is a king. He can either be the good sort of king Gandalf talks about to Denethor, or the horrible type who hides when war appears. Like Denethor.
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] A little.
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] or INGWE
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] who sent his son to war instead :/
[color=darkblue]Glorfirith Anuun:[/color] I can see Glorfindel doing pottery :nod:
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] When Galadriel finally came back to Aman, Celebrimbor started stalking her. So she beat him up and told him that they could be friends when he got over something that never had a chance in Udun of working out in the first place. ^_^
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] lol
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] After Celebrimbor and Galadriel made up and Celeborn showed up, Galadriel attempted a coup d'etat.
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] Unfortunately, an end had come to the Eldar of story and of song. Shame Galadriel forgot about that.
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] So she failed.
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] :-O
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] wait a second
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] a coup d'etat against her father?!!?
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] wtf? XD
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] No, against the Valar!
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] ohh ok
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] After hearing about his exploits at the Land of Willows, Galadriel couldn't even contemplate about thinking about considering possibly raising even her pinkie against him.
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] lol
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] michael you devil x
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] xD
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] Fortunately for Galadriel, the Valar had grown rather lethargic, so her punishment was... washing the dishes for a week.
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] you're making me have sexy thoughts of finarfin with a SWORD xD
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] that's just WRONG
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] XD
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] DAMN YOU
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] I do seriously think Finarfin would make a good warrior, with a little practice.
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] Anyway.
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] Is there anyone else in the Secret Tolkien Papers you want to hear about?
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] its hard for me to think of him that way
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] hmm
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] did angrod and edhellos have a daughter like i saw in my dream?
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] They had seven. Again, this is canon, in that it falls short of Feanor's eight children.
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] seven plus orodreth
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] that's 8
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] Ah, right. I meant SIX daughters.
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] My bad.
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] Anywho.
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] oh ok
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] Orodreth was oldest.
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] After him, they became rather uncreative.
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] So they just named them Edhellos II, Edhellos III, Edhellos IV, etc.
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] ahahah
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] Alison, anyone you want so very badly to hear about?
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] I take your silence as a YES MICHAEL TELL ME ABOUT GIL-GALAD!
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] Well, very well then.
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] ahahah
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] Gil-galad's mithril fetish I write about in LA is in fact canon, you see.
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] *squee* XD
[color=darkblue]Glorfirith Anuun:[/color] Really?
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] He thinks mithril is as sexy as hair. Odd, what with mithril being not alive, but true.
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] He can't get off without his partner wearing a metric ******** of mithril jewelry.
[color=darkblue]Glorfirith Anuun:[/color] XD
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] too much information D:
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] That's why his private chamber has a lot of mithril necklaces, lockets, earrings, normal rings, circlets...
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] and thats a really sex detail for tolkien to write about. is there anything more about sex? xD
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] *really big
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] Well, he kind of HAD to write about it. After all, he IS called the Star of Radiance...
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] Let's see... other sex details.
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] oh and while you're at it, dont forget to tell me what happened to elladan and elrohir
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] Well, there's something I could mention about Turin, but Tolkien found that detail so squimish that he promptly had a heart attack and died. Last thing he ever wrote, see.
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] Elladan and Elrohir...
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] wow
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] Well, Elladan wanted to stay with Aragorn, and Elrohir wanted to return to Aman. But they didn't want to be separated.
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] So they had a civil debate.
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] Which elevated into an arguement.
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] Which elevated into a fist-fight.
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] Which elevated into a knife-fight.
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] Which resulted in Elrohir being stabbed through the heart.
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] ahahha
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] :-O
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] So Elrohir found himself in Aman, and Elladan promptly followed Denethor, falling down Minas Tirith.
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] So I guess Elladan got his way.
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] Wait, no, Elrohir stabbed Elladan.
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] elrohir you mean
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] Other way around.
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] Then ELROHIR leapt from Minas Tirith in shame, and ELROHIR got his way,
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] lol
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] ^_^
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] Anything else?
[color=darkblue]Glorfirith Anuun:[/color] Was Glorfindel married? XD
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] >.>
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] <.<
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] I'm SURE you don't want to hear this, but...
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] ...there's a reason Glorfindel took up pottery, you see.
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] His wife was the greatest Dwarven master at pottery Arda has ever known.
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] Only marriage between the Eldar and Naugrim ever recorded, that was.
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] .........
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] oh god michael that was just cruel xD
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] what about legolas/gimli, hmmm?
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] They were just friends with benefits.
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] ohh ok
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] i think alison died
[color=darkblue]Glorfirith Anuun:[/color] I did.
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] Shame.
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] i dont blame you
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] (F) for you
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] ALSO.
[color=darkblue]Glorfirith Anuun:[/color] Thanks! *sniffles and holds flower* (F)
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] Glorfindel and Disa had one child.
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] oh god
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] They named her Glorfirith Peredhel, because TECHNICALLY she was Half-elven, even if she was NOTHING at all like Elrond and his kin.
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] lol
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] thats very racist
[color=darkblue]Glorfirith Anuun:[/color] oh dear lord...
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] Also, thanks to her Elvish blood, she could get away with shaving only once a week.
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] she was also half dwarven
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] Yes, but Pernaugrim looks ugly.
[color=darkblue]Glorfirith Anuun:[/color] Michael!
[color=darkblue]Glorfirith Anuun:[/color] *smacks you*
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] ^_^
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] I'm sorry, but I can't stop laughing. XP
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] ahaha
[color=darkblue]Glorfirith Anuun:[/color] b*****d. XD
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] yeah you;re mean
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] I know. XP
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] If Feanor were real, I'd probably get along with him marvelously.
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] me too :S
[color=darkblue]Glorfirith Anuun:[/color] No kidding...
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] SPEAKING OF FEANOR!
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] After the Dagor Dagorath, Feanor did finally give Yavanna the retrieved Silmarils.
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] Or so she thought.
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] Actually, he gave her some fakes.
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] lol i thought the game was over but yay xD
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] They were actually lightbulbs exported from Middle-earth.
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color]:-O!
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] So while Yavanna was undergoing the ceremony to rekindel the Two Trees, Feanor was running like a bat out of hell to Middle-earth.
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] So, a** that he was, he got the last laugh.
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] what the hell did he do with the silmarils though?
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] Oh, he had them.
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] stare at them and laugh maniatically?
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] You see, they WERE recovered.
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] But Manwe insisted that they do the entire rekindling of the Trees with ceremony.
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] So while their backs were turned, Maedhros slipped Feanor the lightbulbs, and Feanor handed him the Silmarils. Maedhros then hid until Feanor gave the sign to silently wander off.
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] And then they reached Middle-earth.
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] And yes, Feanor did a lot of staring and laughing manically.
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] Maedhros got bored of this, so he got a job as a plumber.
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] did he get his hand back?
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] He wasn't very good, what with him having only one hand to work with.
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color]...no.
Maedhros vanished one day.
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] michael
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] [color=teal]Nimphelos[/color] is not here
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] we dont care about maedhros
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] Rumor suggests that a customer got pissed that he couldn't do the job as well as a two-handed plumber could, and promptly beat him over the head with a watermelon.
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] I do! I need to hurt him somehow! XP
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] Roflmao!!!!!!
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] But he was never seen again and everyone was happy.
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] EVERYONE.
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] So, anything else I can talk about?
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] tuor
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] Ah, yes.
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] Tuor DID in fact reach Aman with Idril.
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] and turin, because i know you really want to
razz [color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] Of course, because of the Ban, they couldn't actually accomplish this until after the Pardon.
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color]...I think that all that I need to say is that, in Aman, he is known as the Living Fossil.
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] Incidentally, Idril managed to convicne Manwe that SOMETIMES divorce without death is COMPLETELY justified.
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] So Tuor's existance is mostly a miserable one. Odd, that.
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] whaat
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] Idril's argument: GOOD GOD YOU CAN SEE HIS BONES. I NEED SEX! GOOD SEX! HELP ME!
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] i always knew divorce was possible. im glad tolkien agrees.
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] lmao! stop making me laugh like this
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] Manwe was completely against accepting this argument.
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] Fortunately for Idril, Varda had taken pity on her.
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] So she took the form of a zombie for five straight years.
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] i bet she knew what bad sex was like
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] Finally, Manwe gave in,
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] are you sure manwe didnt terribly like it?
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] someone should save this convo, it's brilliant XD
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color]...well, Tolkien didn't go into too many details, but he DID hint that Varda's nether regions stank worse than rotten fish.
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color]................
[color=darkblue]Glorfirith Anuun:[/color] *pictures Tolkien rolling OUT of his grave and wandering across the bottom of the ocean and then into Michael's room, unsuccessfully trying to strangle him with zombie fingers*
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] Just for those five year,s of course.
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] holy s**t and here i was feeling bad for varda
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] lmao, alison
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] Normally it smelt like flowers and perfume. ^_^
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] But she wnated to prove a point to Manwe.
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] *grabs flamethrower and toasts zombie-Tolkien*
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] Turin... well, you asked, so...
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] i think tolkien is surprised you're the one making him roll in his grave and not me, [color=teal]Nimphelos[/color] or mari.
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] XD
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] But... yes... Turin...
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color]. . .
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] Well...
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] Hmm.
[color=darkblue]Glorfirith Anuun:[/color] Or even me... :weat:
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] I suppose it's unfair to keep knowledge from you, so... yes...
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] Let's just say that the best sex, ever, was between Turin and Niniel. They were so damned experimentive...
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] ((is there something like a male golden/yellow underwear on gaia?))
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] I don't think so.
[color=darkblue]Glorfirith Anuun:[/color] I don't think so [color=purple]Earwen Alparelle[/color].
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] ((damn))
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] and ew!
[color=darkblue]Glorfirith Anuun:[/color] *shudders*
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] Yes. Did I not say that Tolkien died because he finally committed that thought to paper?
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] I suppose I should be delighted that it was my favorite character that Tolkien wrote of last, but... still...
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] Ew.
[color=darkblue]Glorfirith Anuun:[/color] I'm still pissed off about that Glorfindel business.
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] did tolkien have sisters, by the way?
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] no, right? just a brother?
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color]...I think he just had a brother, Hilary.
[color=darkblue]Glorfirith Anuun:[/color] XD
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] Also, Turin, Finduilas, and Gwindor were renowned in Nargothrond for their fearsome threesomes.
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] i knew it
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] Gwindor usually got pissed when Finduilas and Turin would start focusing on each other and ignore him.
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] could you really blame them, though?
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] he was pretty ugly by then
[color=mediumblue]Falathrim:[/color] Poor guy.
[color=darkblue]Glorfirith Anuun:[/color] Well... I have to head off to bed now... before this gets any worse...
[color=purple]Earwen Alparelle:[/color] wise decision!