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One week By Barenaked Ladies |
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One Week
It’s been one week since you looked at me Cocked your head to the side and said I’m angry Five days since you laughed at me saying Get that together come back and see me Three days since the living room, I realized it’s all my fault, but couldn’t tell you Yesterday you’d forgiven me But it’ll still be two days till I say I’m sorry
Hold it now and watch the hoodwink As I make you stop, think You’ll think you’re looking at Aquaman I summon fish to the dish, Although I like the Chalet Swiss I like the sushi ‘Cause it’s never touched a frying pan
Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes Big like Leann Rimes Because I’m all about value Bert Kaempfert’s got the mad hits You try to match wits You try to hold me but I bust through
Gonna make a break and take a fake I’d like a stinkin, achin shake I like vanilla, It’s the finest of the flavors Gotta see the show, Cause then you’ll know The Vertigo is gonna grow Cause it’s so dangerous, You’ll have to sign a waiver
How can I help it if I think you’re funny when you’re mad Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad I’m the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral Can’t understand what I mean? Well, you soon will I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve I have a history of taking off my shirt
It’s been one week since you looked at me Threw your arms in the air and said you’re crazy Five days since you tackled me I’ve still got the rug burns on both my knees It’s been three days since the afternoon You realized it’s not my fault not a moment too soon Yesterday you’d forgiven me And now I sit back and wait till you say you’re sorry
Chickity China the Chinese chicken You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin’ Watchin X-Files with no lights on, We’re dans la maison I hope the Smoking Man’s in this one Like Harrison Ford I’m getting Frantic Like Sting I’m Tantric Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
Like Kurosawa I make mad films Okay I don’t make films But if I did they’d have a samurai Gonna get a set of better clubs Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs Just so my irons aren’t always flying off the backswing Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes That make me think the wrong thing
How can I help it if I think you’re funny when you’re mad Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad I’m the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral Can’t understand what I mean? You soon will I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve I have a history of losing my shirt
It’s been one week since you looked at me Dropped your arms to your sides and said I’m sorry Five days since I laughed at you and said You just did just what I thought you were gonna do Three days since the living room We realized we’re both to blame, but what could we do? Yesterday you just smiled at me Cause it’ll still be two days till we say we’re sorry
It’ll still be two days till we say we’re sorry It’ll still be two days till we say we’re sorry Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie
`Itchy~Sama · Fri Feb 16, 2007 @ 02:50am · 0 Comments |
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For those who care. Somethings Wrong. |
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Wanna know whats wrong? Truthfully I don't know myself. All I do know it I'm Bisexual, I'm somewhat of a trans, and no one but a few people get me. I have a good life, better the alot of other peoples, but I just want to fully come out of the closet. I know i could, but I'm to scared, ya know? I make my self sick and hate myselfs at times. I may have a really good living situation... but my life sucks. I'm always felling alone. No one here truley cares and If they do I'm second string with them at best. I'm starting to hate this body again. I hate the hair, the size the look. I'd give anything to (sept my girlfriend) To be put in a female body right now. I'm more spit with it right now though.The male sides don't want change he's good with whats its like, sept for the mental and emotional toture. The female side on the other hand she wants out she wants the female in me to come forth. But socity wouldn't accept me. Theres night I want to cry Why is this happying to me?!?! I feel more parinoid. I'm writing this for those who truley care. I've been wanting to cry for the past couple hours. I just want to be accpted. I'm glad my loved ones and friends accept me But... I want people like ... strangers to look at me and accept me as well. This is probably the most I've told anyone in a while. I dont see why I'm hated so much my my peers. No, I lied, I know why. Because i'm diffren., I dont live up to my gender role expectations. I'm not a good person mabey?. I give up. I dont want to be normal, but, then again I want to be accepted. I dont know anymore... Help me please.
`Itchy~Sama · Fri Feb 09, 2007 @ 03:31am · 6 Comments |
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To My Beloved Girlfriend. |
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Name: Akia Norano Age: 16 Sex: Female S.O. Bi/Lez Race: Fox half-breed Family: Mum and Dad (Not really caring parents) Bio: Just a schoolgirl Fox girl who try’s to live a normal life, nothing really exiting happens to her much has many electronics Via winning a Shopping store lotto, Has Incredible luck. Loves games. Attitude: Happy-Go-Lucky and Carefree, Hard worker sometimes and likes to goof around and have fun. Nationality: Russian (doesn’t look it) Current location: In an apartment near her school
`Itchy~Sama · Tue Jan 02, 2007 @ 11:33pm · 0 Comments |
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Name: Maria Rickshaw Age: 22 Sex: Female S.O. Straight Race: Wolf Half-breed Family: Father(Living), Mother( Living) Bio: Won the international Super fighting competition five years in a row, earning her Obsessed fans and brutal enemies. With her preferred fighting style Kung Fu. She currently attends collage Classes to obtain her masters degree. Her best friend is attempting to make her bisexual. Attitude: Easily pissed, Tom boyish Yet quite kind and loving. Nationality: Australian (has no accent) Current location: Apartment shared with her friend/roommate
`Itchy~Sama · Tue Jan 02, 2007 @ 11:29pm · 0 Comments |
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Name: Krystal Age: ?? (looks 15-16 ) Sex: Female S.O.: Bi? (Has been sexually abused by both males and females) Race: Catgirl Family: None Bio: was orphaned at birth and treated badly in a foster home until she was adopted at the age of 5 by a ***** and switched homes constantly from and constantly abused Sexually, Emotionally, and Physically for mostly unknown reasons. She had a few good masters that have past on. She ran away from a hard abuser and lives on the streets and in an abandoned apartment. Attitude: Timid and scared, doesn’t really trust anyone anymore Tends to hide in corners and the shadows, Is attracted to the smell of danger. Very unfortunate. Nationality: American Current Location: Streets and an abandoned apartment
`Itchy~Sama · Tue Jan 02, 2007 @ 11:15pm · 0 Comments |
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Name: Rin Heath Age: 7 Sex: Female S.O. None Race: Kitsune Family: Bother (moved out a long time ago) Bio: Just a normal Kitsune girl Living with a bunch of perverts Attitude: Hyper and happy, Innocent and will believe almost anyone about anything Nationality: American Current Location: In a boarding house with many perverts
`Itchy~Sama · Tue Jan 02, 2007 @ 11:09pm · 0 Comments |
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Name: Itchy Archangel Age: 17 Sex: Male S.O. Bi Race: Wolf Half-breed, Vampire, Angel Family: Brother(killed himself) Sister(raped and killed) Mother(Died during childbirth) Father(Deceased) Bio: Was killed by some street thugs during a raid, Was brought back by the collaboration of the Gods and blessed with Angelic powers. Was resurrected with a new body, But by some mistake was brought back into a place infested with Vampires and Demons and was bitten by a vampire turning him into a vampire. Attitude: Quite and Modest a little shy around those he doesn’t know. Kind hearted and loving, around those he does know. Can be arrogant and a little ignorant at times. Nationality: American Current Location: Rented apartment in Tokyo
`Itchy~Sama · Tue Jan 02, 2007 @ 10:03pm · 0 Comments |
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