The infamous IB....
talk2hand evil crying IB Final Exam Questions: ... wanna laugh but somehow cant
crying History: Describe the history of the Papacy from its origins to the present day, concentrating especially, but not exclusively, on its social, political, economic, religious and philosophical impact on Europe, Asia, America, and Africa. Be brief, concise and specific.
Public Speaking: 2500 riot-crazed aborigines are storming the classroom. Calm them. You may use any ancient language except Latin or Greek.
Biology: Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture if this form of life had developed 500 million years earlier, with special attention to its probable effect on the English Parliamentary System. Prove your thesis.
Music: Write a piano concerto. Orchestrate and perform it with flute and drum. You will find a piano under your seat.
Engineering: The disassembled parts of a high-powered rifle have been placed on your desk. You will also find an instruction manual, printed in Swahili. In 10 minutes, a hungry Bengal tiger will be admitted to the room. Take whatever action you feel necessary. Be prepared to justify your decision.
Political Science: There is a red telephone on the desk beside you. Start World War III. Report at length on its political effects if any.
You know you're in IB when... 1) you start walking in geometric circles
3) a good night's sleep is 5 hours
22) you have complicated dreams about graphing circles and ellipses
29) you spend all your time complaining about your work, then do it hurriedly because you want to get to bed and don't know where all the time went
32) you write a two page answer to a one sentence question
43) your brain is such a pile of mush that you carry around a teddy bear so you don't start shaking in the middle of class
45) at least 4 of your classes (history, english, ToK, psychology) are talking about almost the same thing, or at least you think they are ...it could be an illusion...maybe you're not in class at all...
50) your teachers taunt each other and/or hit themselves on the head with markers or water bottles
61) you relax vicariously through your non-IB friends
62) you forget to breathe (or to eat, or to sleep, or other luxuries)
63) you realize the IB drop outs are smarter than you are crying crying 73 ) you complain about studying for your foreign language exam...in your foreign language
77) you get angry at someone for being late so you can't copy their homework
78 ) your backpack is heavier than you are
88 ) you check out a stack of books from the library each week and return them a week later... unread
89) you break down in tears in the middle of Biology (or English, or History, or whatever) class, can't stop, and can't explain why
lastly.... get ur license suspended for speeding to class
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