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I have the depth of a gob of spit in an olympic sized swimming pool. Now that is pathetic. Well, I realized today that I am a boring, pathetic excuse for a human being and should drop dead now. So instead of talking about me, I'll just blab about my good ol' friend (insert name here, I'm sure you already know who it is) who almost got his a** kicked. Cliffnotes version: some jock was talking s**t and he got pissed so he mouthed off. Now the jocks are ready to kill said person. Poor James . . . s**t, didn't mean to say his name . . . YES! The James off of Gaia. The one and the same. Let's just say I wish I knew him better than just brief visits in the summer and online communications because he is in serious need of some comforting.
HA! I just realized a character in one of my stories is named James. How messed up is that? Sorry, got off topic again.
Skitzo Girl · Fri Apr 20, 2007 @ 04:24pm · 1 Comments |
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Okay, so I lied. It's not done yet, but it should be soon.
Someone flamed me because of my hero of the day post *pout*. Oh well, that guy was a deutch anyways.
Skitzo Girl · Fri Feb 09, 2007 @ 03:51pm · 0 Comments |
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Hmm, anyone wondering, the next JIMS installment should be up by next week. I just need to finish it up. God, I'm bogged down with so much stuff, but that's not the point. The point is, for the few people who give a damn, keep an eye open and ye shall receive-eth. Ciao, emo
Skitzo Girl · Wed Jan 24, 2007 @ 03:44pm · 0 Comments |
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So, since I have nowhere else to put it, I've decided to post my new novelling creation on my journal. As I said on my profile, it's called The Top Twenty Three Perks of a Life of Not-So-Organized Crime. I know, long a** title. So from here on in, I'm just going to refer to it as Perks. So I'd give you a bit of a summary, but what's the fun in that? Here's the prologue:
Perk Number None: Also Known as the Prologue
Everybody loves a hero. After all, what’s not to love? An everyday average Joe who by some crazy, unlikely coincidence acquires super powers and graciously martyrs himself off for the common good. It’s fantastic! He always looks oh-so-fabulous in the spandex (no chunky supermans . . . supermen? . . . here!), he always puts others before himself, and he always wins. ALWAYS! You’ll never see Superman getting screwed over by Lex Luther. Sure, the eveil ******** will come close, but he sure as hell won’t win. And why? Is it his lack of powers? The fact that he isn’t wearing man tights? Still, every geeky, snot-nosed, never-been-laid, pimple coated sixteen year old dungeon master at a comic convention knows the truth. Good always conquers evil. But who’s to decide what’s good, or for that matter what’s evil? Personally, I’m always rooting for Lex (or whoever your villain of choice may be). Since I can sense some confusion, and for the convenience of the neckless, steroid addicts in the audience, I can sum it up like this: I’m not a jock. I hate everything about competitive sports and couldn’t tell you the difference between a foul line and a base to save my life. But I’m a die hard Cubs fan. Alright, not so die hard. I don’t watch the games or know the players. But I do know a losing team when I see (or hear of) one. And the Cubs are so pathetically losertastic, they may even rival my streak of pathetic losertasic-ness. So why, my friends, does the scrawniest Jew this side of Ethiopia (btw, there really are Jews in Ethiopia. Black Jews! Praise the lord! No, I’m not one of them, but that’s another story) give a flying crap about a team that couldn’t beat a group of Down Syndrome Little Leaguers? Because everyone loves an underdog. So if everyone loves a hero, yet at the same time love the underdog, who do you choose? Because it is obvious to me that Lex Luther isn’t about to save leper orphans from a burning building. And last time I checked, Superman is running on a perpetual winning streak. Well, as a person speaking from experience (and do I have some experiences to share!) I strongly advise you to choose the underdog. Sure, he may be the scum of the earth. Sure they may technically, and in the highest sense of the word, be criminals. And sure, you may be getting your advise from a guy who just recently served a six month sentence in juvie. But you can be assured that any crimes of yesteryear are officially terminated as of now. Because I’m eighteen now, and of legal age, thus making me that much more accountable for my actions. I’ve moved on. To bigger, more fulfilling thefts. No more petty crimes for this Jew, nu-uh, no sir. Alright, maybe a few petty crimes. Okay, many. The majority. Basically all. But that doesn’t make me petty by any means. And it doesn’t mean I view my life as petty or morally instable or lacking. In fact, I bet I could come up with a good twenty three perks that come along with the whole life of crime package. Twenty three reasons someone would actually choose to live a life like mine. Twenty three reasons not to blow my brains out.
Skitzo Girl · Thu Jan 18, 2007 @ 04:15pm · 0 Comments |
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Hmm, so basically I am a really really really huge loser. Oh well.
Alright, I really need to know this though. Any Clockwork Orange fans out there? Dear god, I love that so much. I'm so going to be feminine version of Alex for this school dance we're having in February (its cartoon characters/superheros, but so what? I can be a guy in a movie/book if I want. Besides, he's an anti hero, which is like a hero but so much sexier). Anyway, had to brag about that. -Skitz the Ditz PS Happy third night of Chanukah, anyone who cares other than me.
Skitzo Girl · Tue Dec 19, 2006 @ 07:53pm · 0 Comments |
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Despite popular belief, yes, I do realize I spelled Skitzo wrong. However, my spelling has a better flow, or so I thought when I created my name. Not to mention the fact that I am WAY too lazy to change it now. Well, gotta go work on my play.
Skitzo Girl · Tue Jan 24, 2006 @ 06:19pm · 2 Comments |
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Oh, just to pass some time, I decided I might as well post some more nonsense in my journal. Well guys, I finally bought the Rent soundtrack. God, I love that music. But I'm weird like that. Of course, now I have One Song Glory stuck in my head, but oh well, it's a good song.
Skitzo Girl · Fri Jan 20, 2006 @ 06:22pm · 1 Comments |
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