Imagine in British Accent
Jolly good day to you ol’ chap A well told story I present today Such a story never heard before
A King, a Queen, and a little Princess Perhaps even a Dragon as well “Well get bloody on with it then!” Alright, alright, such a fuss!
A King walked in his castle A Queen sat in her chair A Princess wandering in her garden A Dragon watching from the air
A Princess wandered a little far The Dragon snatching her right up “Oh please, so cliche! Haven't you got anything new?” Madam please! The children love this tale!
*Ahem* A King without a Daughter A Queen crying, her eyes red A Dragon excited about his meal A Knight, willing to sacrifice
A Dragon in his- “Can't you at least give a new ending?” Very well Madam
*sigh* A Dragon in his lair A Princess about to be dinner The King and Queen in terror A Knight ready to plunder
A Princess got eaten The King and Queen die The Knight was dessert Everyone Died
Lizzieshurtugal · Wed Feb 17, 2016 @ 11:30pm · 0 Comments |