Well, I wassitting chillaxing on men couch and den teh thought occurred to me that maybe th reason I'm lacking guy attraction ish cuz I aint got good taste in hobbies. And just then I heard a rumble in ma lantern and out popped Genie wit a rangin' gace screaming, "NO! You have attraction right there!" she pointed off to the right and I looked over my should and there stood a creature so fascinating that I fell over on my a** after tripping over a tree root, and nearly drooled on my self. But, the whole drooling part isn't much help considering the dude was droolin' himself. He stood about yay tall and had two toned skin. Ya, I kno watcha thinkin' two toned skin? What a freak! Is or was he human? Well the answer to that is I don't kno if he's human, but if he's freak then he's one hott lookin' freak! He was covered in blood, and reeked of death, but for some reason his psycho smile lured me closer and I stood hidden behind some bushes watching him flaunter around eating. Then I noticed that this man had two side to him a white skined side which was very polite and kind, and a black toned skin side that was shroud, and mean. Yes, I have been observing this magnificent male for quite sometime. But do you think I have Rocha have the balls to say hi? No. Instead what do I when he comes my way, attempt to run, but is stopped by Genie and Ivvey. They start yellin' at meh to get ma a** back there and talk to the guy but he disappears every time I go back to do as they've told me to do. Yup, I have teh worstest luck wit males, cuz it seems teh only ones I ever go for that might like me back are none humans or mutated humans. crying Oh, well at least he's nice and can divid himself into two parts and is totally psycho out of hims mind, with two personalities in him that can be seprated into two people. Or maybe he's a conjoined twin? o.O'''' Sad, I don't even kno what him is! ;gonk: But indeed I must know more about this guy then no?! xd -Rocha, out!
almond rocha · Mon Nov 02, 2009 @ 10:10am · 0 Comments |