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I get sick of the same old, same old "hi" in Towns. If a stranger wants to talk, then he/she had better follow these guidelines if they want me to answer them:

1.) Avoid standing right in front of me or on top of me.

2.) Refrain from saying "hi," "helo/hello," "hey," and "sup." Be more creative when approaching me, like asking a question with proper grammar and punctuation.

3.) DO NOT add me to your friendslist unless I've sorted things out with you.

4.) Do not hit on me when you first speak to me. If you're going to flirt, don't show any sign of doing so until the conversation is underway. (Note: I'm celibate, so I'm going to turn you down anyways. Please don't go emo at this fact or try to use some sort of force against my beliefs.)

5.) Avoid talking about common subjects (music, tv, and "How are you?" are mainly the subjects I don't like.)

6.) After saying hello, DO NOT just get up and walk away. Your words must have reason, and not air.

7.) Do not use love emoticons the first time you meet me.

8.) It is alright to question and critic my behavior, but do not insult me without reason.

9.) Hugs are okay, but other physical contact is discouraged.

Those are basically the guidelines for talking to me. I'm a bit of a p***k when it comes to meeting other Gaians, I know...