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.F.A.Y.T.E.
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Chiiipmuunks rooaasting on an oooooooopen fiiiire...
jack knifes snipping at your nose.
Firey arrows shot at you by a pyro
oh this just sounds messed up, but it rhymes, no, violence is not the answer... bah, ill say it anyway, "Folks sliced up like sushi rolls... " yeah preturbing, i know, my sis came up with that one and told me to write it...
how old is your sister? It's great. "Everybody knows some weapons and a missile, yo" Yo. That's really stupid. I just saved you three or four words by admitting that... Merry Christmas!





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x.x everyones outfits are cooler than mine
Hey kid, you want to buy a monkey? They come in two flavors: teryaki, and honey mustard.

3nodding Yup, I shure do want one! smile
*adopts business-like air* Which Flavor?

Teryaki, please.
Would you like a beverage with that? Today's newest deal is 2 for 1 vodka.

I'll take 4
And we also have an interesting deal that comes with the monkey...barbequed eyeballs. They are free of charge. No interest, no downpayments, nothing, until you lose your lunch. Will you have them?

No thanx. Anything else?

No other special deals. That comes out to pi dollars. Will you be paying in cash, credit, or check?

Check

Good. Thank you for your mon-I mean business. It was nice scam-I mean meeting you.

Any time. -Throws in an extra $100-
Thank you *cackles evilly*
Gives her da monkey.

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