Well i am working on an abecadarian way to insult aol can u help me?

A - Aol is bad for online RPG's
B - Burning the AOL mainframe wouldn't be so bad.
C - Calmly sign back on AGAIN!!!!
D - damn you AOL, you make me sick!
E - Everything about you sucks!
F - ******** YOU AOL..... ******** YOU!!!!!
G - God, if you are there, SMITE AOL!!!!
H - HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSS CRAACK STTAAAAAAAAAATIC pisses me off!
I - I hate you AOL!
J - Jump into some water why don't ya!
K - KILL AOL!!!!!!!
L - Let the AOL burn in the firey depths of hell!!
M - My rage grows larger, dont piss me off anymore!!!
N - NO MORE AOL!!!!!!
O - Obviously you suck AOL!!!
P - piss OFF AOL!!!
q - Quick MURDER AOL!!!!
R - Rape AOL!!!!
S - Stab AOL!!!!!
T - TEAR AOL!!!!
U - umm.... cant think of a u one :
V - very carefully i beat aol!!!
W - WHAT THE HELL AOL!!!!
X - Xtreme radioactive poison AOL!!!!
Y - YOU SUCK BIG FLOPPY DONKEY p***s!!! AOL!!!
Z - Z your a** in hell AOL!!!!