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There isn't time to explain it all, but there has been a new development in the battle against the penguins. Cats! I and Andressa have found that cats aren't affected by the penguin brain washing. Through the successful questioning of several penguins, thanks to Marble and Mae, we have found out that the penguins are almost all dead because they have run out of food. They have been raiding houses for any kind of food they can find.

We are calling for all capable cats to join our side. By capable I mean none that have abused catnip. It impairs their ability to fight properly. So, cats, join us. And stay away from catnip.

For further detail, look to Andressa.

Okay, so I'm bored to the bone and I find myself on this blasted website again. Really, why is it that I always end up here, even though I don't like it that much since there isn't much more to do than be bored. I try looking for a literate role play, but doesn't that ever happen. NO! Either they're all very illiterate or the only literate one gets ruined by the crazy illiterate people on here. The world is flooded with them. And what's the deal with the 12 year olds always looking for someone to do a "romantic" role play either through pms or im. Like, really, are kids these days so brain damaged that their idea of a role play is cybering, and at 12 years old no less. It's disgusting! I'm 19 and I don't even like to do that crap.

Umm, okay, what I don't get is people's obsetion with doing war rps. It's fine is in the plot of an rp there eventually has to be a war or battle, but why rp war for the fun of it and as the bases of the rp. Don't we see enough war in this world already. That's the last thing people want to see. They see it on the news every day and then they get on here and there it is again. WHY!? Why must these evil people who call themselves rpers want to torture my soul so!

I have a question to all you insolent, illiterate role players. Why must characters in a forest scene be sitting in a tree?! I've seen it in other types of role plays too, but it's most common in forest and midevil rps. Sure, there's plenty of trees around, but you don't have to be sitting in them. Just sit at the base of the tree. But still, that is overused and stupid. Why mention the trees at all unless they are important to developing a mood for the setting? Don't! Trees aren't living creatures of the story, so don't even mention them! I know a rp is going to suck the minute I see that a character starts anywhere near a tree. It's just not needed! There are other things to sit on or sleep on. Try sitting or riding a horse you fricken idoits! Sleep on the ground. Do you really think that people back in the day slept in trees? NO! So don't do it! The ground is just as hard and a little bit safer. To reinerate my point: Stay away from trees in rps! (stay away from them in real life too. They conspire to work they're way into people's brains to get into the rps.)

And so I once again start my day to find the distruction the penguins have caused to my front yard. Those dang penguins are so rude! Let's keep the rude fighting to the battle field stupid penguins. Must have been the garden gnomes idea. Yeah, that's it. And it's not like I did anything to them except want to keep my sanity. Is that so much to ask! Everyone would like to keep their sanity, so why am I any different! Becky ordered some monkey troops to gaurd our yards tonight. Why did she make the orders and not me, you ask. Well, that, my dear, would be because she is the one of us that has mastered the language of monkenese, the native tongue of monkeys. So I have taken charge of the few squirrel forces we have control of. (The God's would only allow so many squirrels to sacrifice their lives.) Now, the whales kind of run their own deal, but me and Becky help them to decide where they need to be for each battle. Why are whales needed? Because the penguins are scared out of their socks of whales. *psst* Whales eat penguins. And so continues the endless battle to save the world's sanity from the penguins.

On a further note, the Wootie have been caught stealing cheese once again. Jez thought she had them under control and that they had stopped stealing cheese. But this morning she woke to find that her cheese had gone missing. The only explination is that the Whootie have returned for their revenge on the cheese eating humans. Now, I must warn you all, the Whootie are invisible creatures and cannot be seen by just anyone. Hence the fact that they are hardly ever seen in the cheese stealing act. But Jez is one of the few that can see them. I too have the gift. We will be on the look out. And if you're cheese has gone missing, please let the authorities know that the Whootie need to be stopped.

That's all we have for this evenings news. Check back tomorrow for further updates.
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I'm gonna start of my journal by explaining the outbursts that will soon take place in this journal. These outbursts will consist of me complaining about the evil penguins and garden gnomes. I blame the stupid misfortunes in my life and other people's lives on the penguins. The penguins are out to still everybody's sanity, and it must be stopped. My friend and I have gained the use of monkey troops, whale forces, and occasionally command of the squirrels which shall not be sacrificed. Sacrificing a squirrel is what started this whole tragedy; the God's do not take to nicely to anyone sacrificing a poor, innocent squirrel so watch out.

Okay, that was a small tidbit of my rambling. And it doesn't end there. You will find that the insanity, or rather what I call sanity, of my ramblings can and will get worse. biggrin

Another thing you will find amid my ramblings are the rants about stupid people. Many times it is fueled by sucky role players. A few people know what I'm talking about; the rest of you need to take a reality check!