Tomorrow I have to go to Brandon's bowling party. Andrew, Wilson and some guy named Chris that I don't know will be there. I still don't know what to buy Brandon. Gift cards are lame so don't even say it!
I've got loads of assignments to finish but I really wish to talk with my beloved peers and send this letter to random people:
Dear Child,
I pity the day you were born. Your feet are bulging with the corns of God. How can you call yourself a human being with an ape-like face such as yours? You pick ants off of your bum and eat them with ice cream toppings. You see, I am only a figure of your imagination; a dream. So, therefore, it is my duty to come after you while you are asleep peacefully... dreaming of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I will appear to you, and we will have a tea party with delectible goodies such as owl pellets with a devine chunky pork sauce. Then, we will enjoy a bountiful helping of sumo wrestler food product. And then, when our tummies are no longer rumbling with the desire of feasting, I will destroy you in a terrible way.
Your faithful COMPANION,
(Insert name here)
And yess..Caitlyn and I wrote that with our own two noses. Its new and improved, Steph! Anyways I might get Brandon...A comic book? I don't know what he wants >_<
Any ideas, fool?
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