There are alot of weird question out there that nobody asks, and nobody ever thinks about because the questions are too stupid or that you know that someone will ask these questions sooner or later so you don't need to. That's what I've done; I've thought of some stupid questions that I wish to ask.
Everybody wears pants. Ever seen someone where a pant? What is a pant? only one leg? You cannot have a non-plural edition of pants.
There are fake dogshits and fake vomit, they were created to scare and disgust so here's my question; If you really want to scare somebody and/or disgust them, they can make kind of a hybrid of the two that really will disgust and/or scare people; A fake dead dog covered in vomit.. Why are there no fake dead dogs covered in vomit?
Who the hell invented the fake dogshit and fake vomit? I bet he's rich...
When you meet a clown and the clown has a flower in his shirt and he says "smell the flower" does he really thing we're that stupid?
We learn about Mozart, Bach and Beethoven at school because they were well-known musicians in their days. Will kids 200 years from now learn about Britany Spears, Christina Aguilera and the spice girls? Poor children...
When the Captian of the plane you're sitting in says "We'll be going up 30 000 feet", how do we know that he isn't ******** with our heads and are actually going up 25 000 feet?
And Why do he tell us this? So we will have the chance to protest? "I insists that we go 15 000 feet. I refuse to take this flight at 30 000 feet."
If there's a killer in your house, and you call the police, do you introduce yourself before telling them that there's a killer in your house?
Why do people in horror movies always seem so damn stupid?
When they made word-of-the-day toiletpaper, did they think that we were going to use only one square of toilet paper since there's different words on each square? wouldn't it be more realistic to call it words-of-the-day toiletpaper?
What inside the brain makes a song get stuck? There has to be something inside the brain that makes a song get stuck so you'll walk around singing or humming the got damn song. What do you do to get the song out of your head. Just to add a little story, 2 summers ago I got a song called "dub i dub" by Me and My stuck in my head, I couldn't get it out for 3 days.. I got the tip that what I should do was listen to music that easily get stuck on your head for a long time.. So 6 hours with me and my, scatman John, 2 unlimited, Lou Bega, Haddaway, Culture beam and music of that type I finally had the stupid Dub i Dub song out of my head, but now I had a different song stuck on mind... Idiotic tip..
Why do some people have the urge to start humming while they're on a public bathroom..? Doesn't that piss you off? Man, I hate that, I really have to go to the bathroom, I'm stressed, I'm almost pissing in my pants and on top of that there's a guy humming an old crappy a** 80's hit while taking a s**t.
When you really have to go to the bathroom and you have to go so bad that you run and you almost piss in your pants. When you then finally get to the bathroom and start pissing, you get inner peace like you've never had before, that's the most relaxing thing ever, at that moment all problems goes away. Weird...
When you touch dry cotton or hear a really bad screetching sound, we get this really weird freezing feeling up our body, what inside our body makes us do this? Ever had this for no reason? Why do they come in different "amounts"? Ever had one that bad that you make kind of a "ahuuhuh" sound?
Wouldn't it suck to have chronic hiccups? Why do doctors use latin and other hightech words for something really simple?
"hypernevrakustiske diafragmakompravibrasjoner" That's the Norwegian doctorterm for Hiccups.. ******** stupid...
Who the ******** got the idea that you can make glue out of horses? Now that's a guy who's thinking outside of the box.. By the way, when we say thinking outside of the box.. just wondering, who goes inside a box to think?
When some guy is crazy, why do we strap them up and throw them in a isolated cell? how will this will help?
There were people saying that the beatles was sending out subliminal messages by saying things backwards on their records. Ever listened to any record backwards before? No matter what record it is, I bet that that's how hell sounds like. Ever heard lyrics backwards? You can't understand what the ******** they're saying.. How well could these subliminal messages work if nobody understands what the ******** they're saying? Just so it's said, I make kinda blackmetal music, I play gituar and I program the drums and so on. I thought that I would add a little subliminal message by saying somethine and playing it backwards... All the people who heard the song could not figure out what I said... I said "This is a subliminal message free song, now play the song the right way, you paranoid ********"...
I hope some of these questions have given you something to think about untill my next entry.
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