The day... January...No, February? Probably. The month? Tuesday...No? Fine, you caught me in a lie. Almost Monday.
Ever since I was brought into this world, I feared capture. I was birthed, and climbed a tree. I fell, and endured severe mental instability. Alas, it was worth it. My squirrel brethren showed me the way. How to gather nuts, how to chirp, and how to fly.
At the young age of fourty-two, I moved out of my mother's basement. I had never visited this odd place called "school" and new only squirrelish. A highly sophisticated form of communication used primarily by the squirrel population.
After escaping my mother's basement, I sought refuge in the nearest tree, which led me to the squirrel's HQ, directly beneath Antarctica. Here, they planned on initiating Armageddon on the human race, in hopes of one day finally becomming the superior species. The gathering of nuts was nothing more than a smokescreen at this point. Ever since the dawn of time, squirrel has observed man. And man never knew, not even in the slightest.
Anyways, I believe this concludes my entry... Wait!! No!! Not the shots!! Anything but the sho
You have successfully delved into the mind of a partially retarded man who believes he is, infact, a squirrel. The end. You didn't see a thing, there are no squirrel super-civilizations beneath Antarctica. You will live your life as we say you will, and not pay any attention to the dramatic raise in ocean levels. The end.......
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It compells me to overuse the " heart " emoticon.. Which I will now! ^_^
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Erm, yes. Spammyness aside, it's really original! I can't say I've ever heard of someone saying they were raised by squirrels. Or that squirels were taking over the world from Antartica!
So now you've gained yourself a lurker, so I can see what other crazy things you'll write. ^___^ *subscribes*
P.S. The bright red background on your comment window hurts my eyes and it makes my purple color cry. ;__;