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I am The Dumboford.
If any of you are wondering what a The Dumboford could be, do not ask me. I have no idea. The name actually came out of a school project I did last year (Gr. 8) called "Poems by The Dumboford". Enjoy my journal.
Why do we always send the poor?
Hey, how about some random feelings about stuff? I'll just think of things and write them down.


Pity is very underrated.

I really need a "Bad Mother ********" wallet. Maybe I can get an authentic one on eBay.

Al Gore really should have one that election. He should run again.

All Tim Hortons outside of Canada need to be demolished. To hell with the global market, something this good should be kept for us!

People who go to parties and expect not to have someone get them drunk really don't get it.

Trees are really important to the oxygen purification and lumber and animal habitats and all. It's a big coincidence that they happen to be EVERYWHERE. Or is it?

God probably has a plan for everything. Or it could just be that we got extremely lucky on Earth, which is all to possible.

I hate getting deep into universal issues, when I do I can't stop. I can try, but it's really hard.

Really hard...that's what she said.

When I run my hand along my arm really lightly it makes it itchy. Is that the same with everyone else, or is it just me?

I should wear an apron when I cook, but it's...just so girlish.

What's everyone's stand on literacy? I know the literal definition is to be able to understand and write text, but to what extent?

I have a really thorough brushing technique, and I don't know sometimes if it's helping or just making it worse.

I wonder if people who live in bubbles and roll around in them actually have fun.

I feel inadequate when I get System Of A Down songs stuck in my head.

If every person on Earth just got an hour or so more sleep every night, we probably wouldn't have the problems we do today.

Arush is actually short for Adrenaline Rush. I didn't know that until recently. Hm.

How many more of these can I do before I get way to bored to continue? That's a challenge I'm willing to take.

Is all the swearing really necessary, people? It's not cool or hip or anything, it just makes you sound mentally challenged with mommy problems. I kid you not, children.

And the excessive drug abuse...man. I hate these people who do drugs. It pisses me off so much.

I can't stress this enough ladies and gents but please, insults that contain swears are just so irritating. Not in an insulting way either, it just irritates me that someone can be so retarded.

Studies actually show that the more often you swear in a day is directly related to your IQ, in a very NEGATIVE way.

I have a lot of people on my "On Notice" list, don't let you be one of them. I could post it one day, but that might get a few people angry or at least inquisitive.

Sometimes I wonder whether I want Herman Li or Buckethead to be my number one guitarist. Li's got the hair, but Buckethead's got...the bucket. It's a tough contest.

Water parks really are a fun time. They don't cost much to get in usually but they must be damned expensive to maintain.

How do you even start a water park, anyway? Do you just get a lot of money and a dream and go for it?

I think I've seen this exclaim emoticon used once in the last several months. What happened to it?

And Mr. Green is WAY less popular than he should be. mrgreen

Was the Treaty of Versailles literally meaningless? Nazi Germany pretty much shattered it in the 30's.

I should read more Stephen King. A lot of my friends are big Stephen King fans, but not me. The Stand was apparently awesome. I own it, but I've never read it.

Why do people do things even though it would be so much better to stop? Like, writing these down is torture, but I have to do it in order to beat the challenge.

This journal entry is why pride is a sin.

It's bloody twenty to three in the morning, I continue to write. I don't know if this is depressing me or eating away at my brain structure.

Why must everything look really good? It's good that things do, but if no one cared then the world would probably be a better place.

I also wonder whether the world would be a better place if humans were asexual. Think about it.

Alright, this moment right now is the exact time which I couldn't possibly write anything else. I couldn't even explain to you the feeling I have inside me right now, it's actually causing me emotional damage as the minutes tick by.

Okay, see you all next time, have a super day. neutral






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Perfectly SUBTLE
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commentCommented on: Sat Feb 03, 2007 @ 06:12am
the world would be a horrible placeif people were asexual.... and you know it! scream


commentCommented on: Sat Feb 03, 2007 @ 09:50am
Well we wouldn't have sexual discrimination, or rape, or spouse abuse, or any of that stuff. But there are also downsides, I suppose.



TheDumboford
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Perfectly SUBTLE
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commentCommented on: Fri Feb 09, 2007 @ 11:30pm
BUT THERE WOULDNT BE ANY SEX!


commentCommented on: Sat Feb 10, 2007 @ 06:33am
I'm not saying that it could be better if it changed right now, I'm saying it could have been better if humans were created that way from the beginning. You wouldn't even know what sex was.



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Kammy-Chan
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commentCommented on: Wed Mar 21, 2007 @ 06:13am
OH my goodness^^ I like you. You're very entertaining. And you can spell = D


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