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iTunes Playlist:
Tiny Dancer- Elton John
I wish I could go back to college-Avenue Q
Stupid Cupid-Connie Francis
We Didn’t Start the Fire-Billy Joel
Hey my fellow Americans! Its 9.34 pm here on Sunday and I going to try start a somewhat regular journal/ update thingy and publish it on Gaia. It’s called ‘An English Report’ (sorry for the crappy name.
Well, I woke up at 3.30 on Saturday and that was when I decided to kill my father. But I didn’t. And the night before I got my book count down from 14 to 7, who’s proud of the Kellster. I am because it was very painful to part from my babies. But then I smuggled 2 more with me. Mwuahhh. Then our plane was delayed 2 ******** HOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here’s what happened… first they couldn’t located two passengers. Then they found out that one was caught up with security and they had to remove his/her bags. There next discover was we didn’t have the piece of machinery that we need to take off. Then another passenger decided they wanted out of the plane. Finally we lifted (if that is a word,) off. I watched Simpsons, Scooby-Doo, and Fairly Odd-parents. I had fun with that. At the train station I had a sausage roll, my first English dish. The future never looked so bleak. About 3 hours later we were at our flat. It’s not that bad. My room is tiny but we can deal.
England is weird, seriously, I swear they do not like bright colours (I’m practicing my English,) you wouldn’t imaging how many looks I was getting when I was walking downtown in my bright green sweatshirt. Also, I can’t figure out how to flush the goddamed toilet. The one in our flat has 2 buttons and I don’t know which one to press. I went into the bakery, the only thing I remembered from my previous travels to England. We have an electric oven and my mom set off the fire alarm.
My mom and I were walking around the campus when it was dark (at the like 5 it gets dark here fast,) and she started to talk about Jack the Ripper then I yelled at her to shut up. I was looking at the packet that the school sent me and they said that you have to wear a wristband over any medical bracelets, how STUPID is that!!! And the school looks like a ******** fortress, its made out of stone with 3 doors with signs warning about the cameras.
Well, that’s all I can think of. I will try to update soon. You guys have school tomorrow (ha ha ha ha ha ha etc.) I don’t have it until Tuesday. I will talk to you soon.
Cheers,
The Kellster British Version
p.s It’s about 10.00 o’clock now and if my entry sounds really psycho please attribute it to lack of sleep.
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 intune.with.life · Mon Jan 08, 2007 @ 09:48am · 2 Comments |
