How many?
Girraween High - Two. One student and one teacher but not before they make
out.
Riverview - Five. One to change it, and four to go to Gowings for new
flannelette shirts to wear for the occasion.
Ascham - One, because she's a unique, self motivated, individual. (Yeah, right.)
Kincoppal - Three. One to change it and two to make sure her hair ribbons
are still in place afterwards.
Patrician Brothers - None. All the homies wanna stay in the dark like hard
core bruvas.
Sydney Girl's High - One and she was determined to get better results than
the Sydney Boys.
Sydney Boy's High - None. They didn't have to, the Sydney Girls insisted on
showing them how it was done.
North Sydney Girl's - One and she will make sure it was the best
installation ever.
North Sydney Boy's - None. They were off playing basketball.
Tara- Five. One to replace the globe, three to figure out that she screwed
it in upside down and one to phone her brother at Kings and him to send over
his mates to show them how to screw the right way up.
Hunters Hill High - None. Are you kidding? They're all too bent!
Kambala - Two. One to change the bulb and one to phone daddy to pay for it.
Oakhill - Twelve. One to go to Towers to buy it. Ten to go down there with
him to hang out at the bus stop. And one to Change it.
St Aloyisius - Three. One to put in a formal complaint about the imposition,
one to change the bulb and one to make the observation that it isn't half as
bright as the light shining from their arses.
Loretto Normanhurst - Four. One to change it. Three to make sure her cardigan is still wrapped around her shoulders and her ribbons from her head and bag are still tied in a bow.
Leichhardt High - Four. One to order a Venetian chandelier from her cousin
Roberto who owns a lighting warehouse and imports from the old country, one
to arrange delivery cause his sister's husband Tony has an uncle whose mate,
Angelo, has a truck, one to put the squeeze on his neighbour Dominic the
electrician because he owes him a favour and make sure everything is done
cash.
Cheltenham - None. No one can climb the ladder cos they're skirts are too
short!!!
Mount St. Benedicts - Three. One to hold a mirror up for everyone. One to
change it and one to make sure the oakhill guys dont label them as a canine
airport again.
Sydney Uni - Seventy six. One to change the globe. Fifty to protest the
globe's right not to change and twenty five to stage a counter protest.
Macquarie Uni - 38, so as to maintain that they're twice as good as sydney
uni. Unles of course its conception day then they're all stuck in the que at
the bar.
Epping Boys - Nah bruva we gotta check out the chicks in ma Honda
Belmore Boys - WHATEVER...that shithole should definitely be kept in the dark too.
Bradfield college - do they even have students?
Canterbury Boys - none, they're waiting for their male counterparts,
Canterbury Girls to come and fix the light for them.
Wiley Park Girls - HAHAHAHAHAHA.... AS IF any of them are at school today.
Bankstown Boys - JESUS PLEASE do not bring us to have to see those hideous faces ever again.
Bankstown Girls - ditto dicko.
Endeavour Sports High School - these fellas can't even spell light
bulb...WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT (go the roosters).
Cherrybrook Tech -Two. One to change it and one to make sure that everyone has huge stuffed toys hanging off their phones.
Shalvey High - None. They're all hiding their HSC marks from the Sydney
Moring Herald. What kind of name is 'Shalvey' anyway?
Castle Hill High - None. They're all at the school captain's piss up.
Terra Sancta - One because the rest are making out.
Galston High - None. There's no power out there and they're all doing each
other up.
Mosman High - None. Thers no money to replace any lights anyway!
Fort St High- The whole school- one to make the ladder, one to make a better ladder, then they can argue about who's ladder is best. Meanwhile, a third
person climbs both ladders at once, a fourth one then hands them a globe
that they made in science, the musos provide the entertainment for the event, and the rest of the school stand around arguing about who's religion/subculture/political party/footy team/race/gender/denomination is better.
Woolwich Girls- 60- One to buy a new phone, 3 to call the electrician, 56 to
hold the ladder while the electrician is up there, then the lot of them try
to shag him when he's done.
Pendle Hill High- 6- One to take out theold globe and put the new one in,
and the other 5 to figure out some way of making the old globe into a lethal
weapon.
Balmain High- 19- 1 to change the light bulb, 6 to beat up the Hunters Hill
kids, 6 to beat up the Fort st girls soccer team, and 6 to get killed by
leichhardt.
IGS- Ampoule ? Oh qui est si non romantique ! Employons �* la place les bougies !
The Conservatorium of Music- They'd rather not show their faces to the
public right now. It's a hard time for them right now- they've just figured
out how bad they all are at music, hence their lives are now pointless.
Newtown- They don't need light globes! They're all such bright stars!(or so
they think)
MLC Burwood- Three. one to call the cabana boys and two to stand there
giggling while he climbs the ladder.
Stella Maris College- Eleven. One to find the deputy to change the light
bulb because it is a safety hazard and shouldn't be attempted by the
students. One to wait at the door with the old bulb. One Catholic to argue
with one Pentacostal while the other two Pentacostal girls attempt to
convert the six girls laying on the beach in their clone designer sunnies
getting a tan for the up coming summer.
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