Twas the night before christmas
and all thru the house, not a creature was ********
not even the mouse
mom was at the whorehouse
dad was smoking grass
had just settled down for a nice piece of a**
outside my window, i heard such a clatter
i sprung for my piece to see what was the matter
outside my window, i saw a huge d**k
i knew right then it must be saint nick
he filled our stockings with pretzels and beer
and a big rubber d**k for my brother the queer
going up the chimney, he blew a thunderous fart
son of a b***h blew the chimney apart
he swore and cursed as he flew out of sight
******** you all and have a hell of a night.
that was just to lift your guys' spirits.. i wish you all happy holidays and a very happy new year!
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