WOW! It's almost Christmas already! It's been sneaking up on me! C'mon Christmas whee whee whee whee whee whee whee whee whee whee WOOT!!
Two hours later
Myron was whimpering to himself. “ Oh, how did I get into this mess.” The unfortunate feline was strapped to a log 13 feet over a large pit of fire. As far as he could tell the demons wanted to sacrifice him to their evil god. “What a wonderful way to end the day, not to mention your life...” mumbled Myron. “Gnehrak.” one of the demons announced suddenly. “Gnehrak!” replied the others in unison. Then they all wandered off and left Myron all alone above the pit of flames. Well, almost all alone. A small Purple demon with big ears wandered up to Myron. “Tiral u snevalu.” it said. “Excuse me?” said Myron. The demon closed it eyes and an expression of deep concentration crossed her face. “What is this thing?” thought Myron. “I help fluff-ball.” the demon said after a while. She smiled and appeared to be very proud of herself. “Never mind...” Myron corrected himself. “Actually,” he began haughtily, “I am not a fluff-ball. I’m Myron. I’m a cat.” “I Squeak!” said Squeak. “Squeak help Myron. Myron, stay still.” Squeak lifted her paw and Myron got to see exactly how sharp her claws were. He nearly fainted. “Still!” demanded Squeak. She brought her claws down in one swift motion, sliced through the ropes and caught Myron in her four tails. “We run now!” Squeak declared as she dumped Myron onto the ground next to her and took off.
to be- ah well you know
Tarazi_Flyu · Thu Dec 21, 2006 @ 11:22pm · 0 Comments |