One night 2 guys are driving down a dirt countryside road when all the sudden a tire pops. They happen not to have a spare and their cell phones don't have any service. One of the guys remembers that they passed a house about a mile back. So they both walk back to the house and knock on the door. A farmer answers and asks what's the problem? They tell him about how their tire popped and if he can help out in some way. The old man says he knows a mechanic that can come out in the morning to help them out. So the 2 guys ask if it's alright if they stay at his house for the night. The old mans says "That's alright, but I got 1 rule, you can't eat of my food in the kitchen". They both agree and go to sleep. During the night, one of the guys gets hungry and goes into the kitchen and eats a couple strawberries and goes back to bed. Later that night, the other guy wakes up and go into the kitchen and has himself a sandwich. Morning comes around and the farmer figures out that they broke the rule and grabs a rifle. He wakes up the two guys and says "You ate my food, so get your a** outside". When they get outside the farmer says "Now I want you to go into my field with these baskets and pick any 20 fruits or vegetables" They got into the field and then one guy comes back with 20 raspberries. Then the old man says "Now I want you to take each one of those and raspberries and start sticking in them in your a**!" So the guy pulls his pants down and starts shoving the raspberries in his a**. After he gets a couple in he starts laughing. The farmer asks "What the hell you laughing about?!?". And the guy says "I saw my friend out there picking watermelon".
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