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If you know me, you know that I long to steal the life of Potatohunter44, but before I tell you how I plan to accomplish that, I should tell you who I am first...

NOTE: I know that potato's siggie is "Behold the future ruler is upon ye" but it will be I who will reign supreme over all people, animals, and objects. Potato thinks she has the brain power to rule the world, but really, she does not...

My name is Tomateeneewasher88, you can call me Tomateeneewasher88...I was born on November 21, 1991 several hours after Potatohunter44 in the same hospital, in the same bed, from the same mother...but people never seem to acknowledge that we are twins or even acknowledge me. Long ago on our birthdate it was decided that Potatohunter44 would be the older sister, I was to be treated not as her equal, but as her slave. Long ago on our birthdate, I also made it my sworn mission in life to one day erase Potatohunter44 from existence by claiming her identity! As her slave, I always tried to do harm to her- I poisoned her drinks, food, soap, and more, but she always saw through my plans and made me drink the poison, eat the food, wash with the soap, I spent many a night in pain from what they did to me, eventually after much exposure to evil, I turned evil myself. While Potatohunter44 goes to school, I do not waste my time with Public School Education, I stay home and teach myself, all while plotting her eventual downfall...when that happens, I will be adored, she will be forgotten, and the world will be right...