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(These are also some that are moved from the first page. I thought I would make a little more room for my eye pictures. ninja )

IM Conversation One
Friend: That'll learn ya
Me: That'll TEACH ya.****
Me: -_-
Me: You were receiving the knowledge, so it wasn't 'learning you' you were being taught. ._.
Friend: lol
Friend: Indeed
Friend: I said it that way on purpose.
Me: Why?! It's an insult to grammar lovers everywhere! gonk
Friend: Oh. Pardon me then.
Friend: Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I shall not put.
Friend: =]
Me: Something up? Don't you mean "something else" or what?
Friend: That's the point.
Friend: Really the sentence sounds like this: "Ending a sentence with a preposition is something I shall not put up with."
Friend: But saying that, you end with a preposition.
Me: lol
Friend: Get it?
Me: I still don't understand the learn part.

IM Conversation Two
Friend: i know many but never felt the erge to really have a gf now.
Me: urge*
Me: oh, ok
Friend: e ... u same thing
Me: No, it's not.
Friend: sure it is
Me: If that was true, then the entire alphabet and grammar committee would be in an uproar.
Me: And then I would say that you were in denial. razz
Friend: cool!!

IM Conversation Three
Me: :Quietly.: I haven't been in the best spirits, or mood lately.
Me: It's like what some women experience when they're pregnant.
Friend: same here. And I'm not even a woman

IM Conversation Four
Friend: How many gaians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Friend: 1 to complain it's out, 1 to report it, fifteen to complain that it's in the wrong forum, ten to spam pointlessly, two to claim it's against the TOS, one with five mules to flame everybody telling them to shut up, and one mod to lock it and hand out bans.
Another friend (once he heard the joke) : And it never gets changed...so yeah, it's true.

IM Conversation Five -We're talking about cockroaches.-
Me: I often see black, ones that are black with a hint of red/turning red, or ones completely red.
Friend: blsck/brown
Friend: mostly a brownish tint
Me: Sounds like you have the 'teenager' ones.
Me: Still growning, almost full grown. XP
Me: I think.
Friend: well then they need to run away, smoke pot, and die