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My sister is pregnant finally! lol She has been wanting a kid since she took care of me when she was 12 o.O. It is so weird...some little fart is going to be calling me Uncle Jesse and running around bumping into walls. Anyone have any unclely advice out there? Should I teach the kid how to make life as miserable as it can be for their parents? Or should I just stay in background and toss him doggie treats now and then? Well, I'm excited for her, she going to get all fat though because she hates working out and loves to eat lol. Eric, her hubby, is probably going mad already, everyday she has had some strange craving and he has had to take her to fulfill it. Last week it went something like this, Monday she had to have a gyro so he took to this little Greek place, Tuesday she craved Olive Garden soup and breadsticks but when she got there she felt sick and couldn’t eat anything. Luckily, the waiter was really cool and smuggled her 2 full cups of soup and a basket of breadsticks which she gorged the next day. Wednesday she said something about cheeseburgers but it was mostly incoherent babbling of a pregnant crazy. She started to get hungry on the phone while talking to me about all this and then hung up so I didn't know what she wanted for the rest of the week, but by that time I was sufficiently amused.