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You Know You Like Zelda Too Much When.......
You name your daughter Termina.
You name all your friends after Zelda characters.
You insist your friends call you Zelda.
You call your boyfriend Link.
You dump him when he says "Who's Link?"
You shave you dad's head, make him prance around and call him Sakon.
You insit on buying a fairy but are confused why the stores don't carry any. 3nodding
You claim you'll get the giant's mask to beat up the neighborhood bully.
You call the bully Skull Kid.
You talk to every tree because you're sure one must be a deku.
You think your dad is a goron because he eats a lot.
You think fish are actually Zora's.
On your class trip to a ranch you scream the aliens are coming for the cows. 3nodding
On Halloween you wear a big green shirt and a big green hat and claim to be Link. 3nodding
Or on Halloween you wear a sheet over your head and carry a lantern insisting you're a poe.
You try to get your dad to make the house into a music box.
You insit on dressing your friend up as a gibdo using toilet paper on Halloween.
When you go to the store you insit on paying in rupees.
You go to the hospital to play the Song of Healing to heal patients and can't understand why it doesn't work.
You insist on playing the Sonata of Awakening to wake your snoaring father.
You make an ocarina out of a hard roll.
You spend hours trying to find Clock Town on a map.
You think venus fly traps are actually deku baba's.
You have your grandma tell you long and boring stories that last a day and try not to fall asleep so you can get a heart piece.
You see a lady and a little boy and think its Anju Kafei reunited.
You put up flyer's saying come see the Indigo-Go's at the Carnival of Time.
After three days of waiting you go to the nearest tower waiting to face Skull Kid.
You insist on getting a pet butterfly and naming it Tatl.
You throw a massive fit when it dies.
You dye a butterfly purple and name it Tael.
When it dies you bury next to its sister.
You go to a costume store asking if they have Majora's Mask.
You vow never to go back when you get thrown out and shoot light arrows at it.
You go to a fencing school wearing the Great Fairy's Mask and see what the teacher does.
You decorate your friends faces and color their hair to make them the great fairies.
You start a group called the bombers.
When a fight breaks out in class you attempt to play the Oath to Order.
You ask the locals if there's a bomb shop in town.
You rename your least favorite teacher Ganon.
You call your best friend Grasshopper or Fairy Boy. 3nodding
Your life mission is to be a happy mask salesman.
You go to the mayor's office and ask about the carnival of time.
At the next talent show you either do Majora's Incarnation dance or Kamaro's Dance.
You insist the next play is a reinactment of Ocarina of Time.
Even though you're female you insist on being Link in the play.
You drink milk all the time in an attempt to feel stronger immediately.
You go to a fountain expecting a fairy to pop out. 3nodding
You sit there for nine hours waiting for the fairy.
You get a pig mask and sniff your dad's boxers.
You paint a piece of cardboard red and white and insist it's the mask of truth. 3nodding
You see a little Christmas tree in a store and think its the Deku Princess .
You then get thrown out for trying to shove it in a bottle.
When you see a mother hugging her son you think its Anju and Kafei.

3nodding = Things I have done/things I am going to do