Well, My mom told me to take a shower so reluctantly, * I like being stinky, it makes me feel warm and fuzzy * I went. I was washing my hair when I got soap in my eyes. As any half-sane person would do, I wiped them with my towel, which I always keep next to the tub because I always get soap in my eyes. When I lowered the towel and looked at my little bathroom... something changed.. At first I just thought, Dan must have made some quick ajustments to the hight and width.. but then I thought, hey you can't do that! And if Dan came into the bathroom while I am showering I would kill him! So I wrapped the towel around me, found my glasses and walked out of my bathtub. I looked around and to my surprise I wasn't in my bathroom at all.. In fact I wasn't on earth! There were people walking around.. but they weren't people, they were toliets, little baby sinks, and big old tubs. I asked one of the nearby toliets where I was and it replied, " Silly you are in Bathroom-Land, of course! " Like this was a normal place to be. When I told her that I was from Earth she looked at me with disbelief. " I must alert the head councilman, Mr. OhTublery, he will know what to do.." she muttered to herself, then ran off, or however a toliet moves quickly, to a big building in front of me. I wait there while she talks to the head concilman. After a brief moment they come out. He was an old tan bathtub with a beard. While I didn't have the time to ponder why a tub has a beard, I did think about what they were going to do with me. Then the elder spoke. In a gravelly old voice he said, " Girl you are truely from Earht arent you? Well then it is decided. You are now the ruler of Bathroom-Land. " And like that I was sent away to be properly dress and to get appointed. When I was finally crowned, the elder told me about the final task of a ruler for them to fully rule. It was to defeat The Clogger, who was apperenty a threat to Bathroom-Land since the late 400000's. I didn't have time to think about the year because just then cold my head is plunged into cold water.
I look to find myself naked in the tub.. my head in the toilet. I had fallen asleep. But what I will always remember is the thing I saw in the corner of my eye. The toilet winked at me.
THE END
I am sure that this one was a crowd-pleaser
JigglyJelly · Thu Sep 14, 2006 @ 02:26am · 6 Comments |